The Vengeful Birth Of Lord Hellespontiacus

By Robertino Solàrion


After Emperor Anu and Princess Inanna ended their love affair, she cruised around the Sirius Sector in her personal Vimana spacecraft. Eventually she rekindled her never-ending passion for ultra-handsome, ultra-risque Nibiruan Adonis Duke Dumuzi : she "the Miss Universe," he "the sexiest man alive." Their torrid interstellar romance was "the talk of the Sector." This was at a period of time prior to Inannaís elevation in rank to Princess-Royal and the Council, preceding the opening salvos of the Pyramid Wars.

Duke Dumuzi was the son a Nibiruan couple named Phoenix and Alphiboea. After he was born, Inanna saw him and was captivated by the sheer beauty of this infant. She kidnapped him, hid him in a wooden chest and gave the chest to Queen Ereshkigal for safe-keeping. But when Ereshkigal realized the treasure she had in her possession, she refused to give it back to Inanna.

The dispute was brought before Emperor Anu. After hearing all the arguments, Anu decided that for four months of every year Dumuzi could be by himself, for four months with Queen Ereshkigal, and for four months with Princess Inanna. Of course, Dumuzi elected to spend the four months he had for himself with Inanna. Their ensuing love affair lasted until his murder by Baron Marduk, setting off the first of the three Pyramid Wars.

Dumuzi, also known as Tammuz, was a "lunar god," as Inanna was a "lunar goddess." He was known as "the shepherd of the flocks of the stars." According to some, this idea is closely bound up with the passion of Tammuz (as Adonis) for Ishtar (as Aphrodite), because of the relationship between them and the Phases of the Moon. Dumuzi was also "the conductor of Souls to the Land of the Dead" - the psychopomp and a symbol of supreme power, since flocks are representative of cosmic forces. This would indicate that Duke Dumuzi was under the immediate command of King Nergal, who was Hades/Pluto, in charge of the "lakes of fire" at the South African gold smelters; Dumuzi was probably the one responsible for rounding up a "flock" of Adamus, herding them onto "celestial boats," and "ferrying" them down to "the Underworld." And this could also explain why soon after Dumuziís murder, Inanna hightailed it to South Africa to enlist the support of Nergal and Ereshkigal in her war with Baron Marduk.

Because Inannaís work as Airfleet Commander kept her stationed primarily at Baalbeck, Duke Dumuzi was left in charge of her Shangri-La Palace of Lakshmi in the Land of Indra. He flew back and forth a lot on business. During his absences, Inanna began a clandestine love affair with her brother Prince Utu. As Air and Space Commanders, they were together a lot at work. This secret liaison dangereux went on for many years. One can just imagine them as a couple in disguise, going out on the town in the Spaceport Satellite R&R Cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, to mingle with the natives, to stir things up a little bit and give everybody some hot gossip. The jaded sybarites of Sodom thought it was "fun" to "mate with a son of God" or "know an angel." There were lots of unwanted hybrids in the Negev Desert. The Philistine "giant" who fought King David was undoubtedly one of these crossbreeds. Donít forget also that during the Pyramid Wars, Space Commander Utu was the chief ally of Airfleet Commander Inanna, even blowing up the Sinai Spaceport and Satellite Cities to assist her cause against the villainous Baron Marduk and his co-conspiratorial consort, the wicked Baroness Sarpanit.

Now hereís a little background information on Prince Utu. As we know, Utu is the equivalent of the Greek God Apollo; thus, his parents in Nibiruan history would be Nannar/Hermes and Ningal/Leto. However, Homer reported that Apollo was the son of Zeus/Enlil and Leto/Ningal and was the twin brother of Artemis/Aya. But Herodotus wrote that the Egyptians believed that Apollo was the son of Queen Ninkhursag (Isis) and Baron Nabu (Dionysus), an odd combination to say the least. In all of the Greek, Roman and Levantine mythological traditions, Inanna/Ishtar/Aphrodite/Venus was the lover of both Utu/Allah?/Apollo/Helios and Dumuzi/Tammuz/Adonis/Priapus.

Prince Utu resided in "Hyperborea," also known as "the North Country" and "the nation beyond the land where the north wind rises." Every once in a while this hidden Land of Hyperborea will surface again in some moldy reference volume from the back of the library shelves. Where was Hyperborea? It certainly wasnít the North Polar Zone, so it must have been another ethnic name for the Planet Nibiru, suspended like a gigantic "Heaven" above our North Pole, visible to all but those in "the Underworld" (below the Equator). Its planetoids and moonlets revolve around it, painting patterns of color in the firmament. It must be a spectacularly magnificent sight to see, especially during an intense Aurora Borealis display.

Prince Utuís official emblem was that of a god holding a bow and arrow, the supreme "averter of evil." Away from his post at the Spaceport, however, Prince Utu was a most cultured man in other ways. He was known as "the god of music and song," and it is said that he invented the flute and the lyre. Of all the Gods in the Greek Pantheon, the Greeks ranked Prince Utu/Apollo the highest and gave him the status of "a sun god." Some historians even feel that Prince Utu represented in himself the best of the mind of the Greeks and that their civilization could not have risen to the heights of culture that it did without the assistance of Prince Utu.

The most beautiful of the extant representations of Prince Utu are the Apollo of Belvedere at Rome, which was discovered in 1503CE at Rettuno, and the Apollino at Florence. In the Apollo of Belvedere, the god is represented with commanding but serene majesty; sublime intellect and physical beauty that are combined in a most wonderful manner. The forehead is higher than in other ancient figures, and on it there is a pair of locks, while the rest of his hair flows freely down his neck. The limbs are well-proportioned and harmonious, the muscles are not worked out too strongly, and at the hips the figure is rather thin in proportion to the chest.

Once more, Duke Dumuzi had to fly to Indra on routine business, leaving Inanna and Utu alone again. By the time that Dumuzi returned, Inanna found herself unexpectedly pregnant. It is unclear who the father was, probably either Dumuzi or Utu; maybe Inanna herself didnít know for sure. But this time their cover was blown, and gossip about the illicit Inanna-Utu romance spread quickly among the ruling Council of Twelve and the aristocratic elite.

Empress/Vice-Admiral Antu was one of the first to be informed. She was furious! Not only were there already too many good-looking royals running around all over the place, but Inannaís condition would put her out of commission for a time, away from her post as Airfleet Commander.

Undoubtedly, the Empress gossiped about this turn of events with her friend Queen Ereshkigal. Ereshkigal and Inanna were rivals from several angles, another of which, it might be added, was that whereas Inanna was the ultimate in feminine celestial beauty, elderly Ereshkigal was your typical "old crone" or "witch." It is unclear from the historical records whether this ugliness was through biological design by her progenitors or was purely an accident of Nibiruan genetics. But she was jealous of Inanna and would jump at any chance to "get back at her." You know that old Queen Ereshkigal put in her "two centsí worth." She certainly goaded Empress Antu on, into what quickly became the Empressí secret plot of vengeance against promiscuous, haughty Inanna.

The highest-ranking male and female on the Council of Twelve and on all of Nibiru possess a certain magical ability that allows them to "wield a sword" over everybody else, keeping everybody in line with the threat of bizarre chastisement for "wrong-doing." What they can do is physically touch another Nibiruan and "will" that something should happen to that individual.

Empress Antu summoned Princess Inanna to the throne room, ostensibly to ooh-and-aah over the impending arrival of a beautiful new royal. During this meeting, Antu touched Inanna and willed her wish: that Inannaís newborn would be the ugliest creature this side of the Pleiades. Lovely Inanna, of course, was totally unsuspecting.

When it came time for reptilian Nibiruan Princess Inanna to lay her egg, she flew to what is now the Dardanelles Strait of Turkey, formerly called the Hellespont, the narrow oceanic divider of Europe and Asia, about a dayís drive southwest of modern Istanbul. That part of Turkey was then at the southernmost stretches of the Land of the Amazons and Lesbos, a land which snaked around the northern Turkish seacoasts from the Sea of Marmara and the Black Sea to the Caucasus Mountains of present Armenia. These Amazons and Lesbos were probably the legendary "Birth Goddesses." They most likely supervised certain large, safe hatcheries for soon-to-break-forth little Nibiruan royals and Adamus.

Young Lord Hellespontiacus finally hatched out of his shell. He was a child of extreme ugliness with unusually large genitals. His gorgeous mother was horrified. But his name was given to the Hellespont; and he eventually became known as "the promoter of fertility" both of the vegetation and of all animals connected with an agricultural life, and in this capacity he was worshipped as the protector of flocks of sheep and goats, of bees, the vine, all garden produce, and even of fishing. Like other divinities presiding over agricultural pursuits, he was believed to be possessed of prophetic powers and is sometimes mentioned in the plural.

Lord Hellespontiacus was represented in carved images, mostly in the form of hermae, with very large genitals, carrying fruit in his garment and either a sickle or cornucopia in his hand. His ultimate fate is unknown, buried safely away from view, another sordid skeleton in the long-forgotten dusty closets of the mysterious Planet Nibiru.