
	by Richard Flavin
	
	April 2002
	
	from
	
	FlavinsCorner Website
 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	Dedicated to the late 
	
	Vincent J. Mooney, Jr.
	
	 
	
	 
	
		
			
			I cannot prove that the Cave, its owner, the latter's munificent gift of 
	$25,000,000, and the ton of gold do not exist. 
			
			 
			
			In a world where men walking 
	on the moon have been televised to Earth, where surgeons perform heart 
	transplants, where the Berlin Wall came tumbling down, where the Cold War 
	suddenly ended, etc., who can say that other miracles can't happen? 
			
			 
			
			Maybe 
	there is a tiny kernel of truth to the wild stories about Burrows Cave. But 
	I have no time to search for it. 
			
			 
			
			I have other priorities. 
			(Gordon 1991) 
			
		
	
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	Background of Russel Burrows of Olney, Ill. 
	
		
			
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				1935 Born 1935, Richwood, West Virginia. Parents were Earl. V. Burrows 
	(Deceased) Amanda J. Burrows  
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				1952 Graduated from High School 1952 Enlisted in U.S. Army 1952 Sent to 
	Korea 1952  
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				1953 Commissioned (Battlefield Commission) or cannon fodder. Wounded 
			twice, 
	Decorated five times, 1 Bronze Star, 2 Silver stars, 1 Legion of Merit, 2 
	Purple Hearts US Disability. Repatriated to Continental U.S. Promoted to 1st 
			Lieutenant. Took and passed U.S. Army Officers Qualification, retained 
	Commission. Went inactive to attend college 2 years at West Virginia 
	University majoring in archaeology.  
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				1955 Reactivated, sent to Advanced Ranger training in guerilla warfare. 
	Posted in Leopold in South Africa to help put down Mau-Mau uprising. 
				 
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				1960 Applied for and accepted for Special Forces Training, 
				 
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				1961 Posted in Saigon. 
				 
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				1963 Returned to the United States. Resigned Commission -0-6-Col.
				 
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				1963 Started a transportation business in New Jersey. 
				 
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				1976 Went out of business on account of rising fuel costs. 
				 
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				1979 Took employment with the Illinois Department of Corrections at Pontiac, 
	as a Certified State Corrections Officer. Resigned that post of own 
	volition.  
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				1982 Found a cave while hunting. 
				 
				(Ward 1985) 
				 
	
	
		
		"The artifacts may be as old as 726 B.C. to 10,000 B.C.," said Russell 
	Burrows, Olney, who discovered the site approximately 18 months ago while 
	looking for an Aztec site purported to be in this area. 
"The pieces, which have been scrutinized by an anthropologist from a major 
	western university, as well as the site are not ready for public perusal as 
	yet," Burrows said. 
	
	
	He continued that the university will probably begin the dig next year. At 
	that time, more information can be given. 
	
		
		"Until then," he said, "the site must be protected from mercenary 
	scavengers, those who would strip the site of these priceless artifacts. I 
	want them preserved for history, since their creators definitely were here 
	far before the peoples that we usually associate with prehistoric American 
	history." 
		Burrows quoted in The Olney Daily Mail, July 27, 1984 (Miller 1984). 
		
	
	
	[Note: The phenomena of Burrows Cave is commonly understood to be a long 
	running hoax involving the claim of a fantastic cave and the sale of 
	inscribed stones. What follows concerns my investigation, involvement with 
	others, and an attempt to provide information for the next sucker.] 
	 
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	Chicago 1994
	
	During an early January 1994 telephone conversation with the late Cyrus H. 
	Gordon, I was asked about "Burrows Cave in southern Illinois." 
	
	 
	
	I'd 
	previously spoken with Prof. Gordon on dozens of occasions about ancient 
	history, alphabetology, and other related topics, but this was the first 
	time he'd mentioned Burrows Cave. 
	
	 
	
	As I was then living in Chicago and 
	southern Illinois is not that far of a drive, Prof. Gordon assumed I'd 
	perhaps investigated the claims. Though I was familiar with the name, having 
	read brief mentions describing debate about a fantastic cave allegedly 
	containing skeletons, gold, and thousands of mysterious inscribed stones, 
	I'd decided not to waste my time on tall tales (Bailey 1988; Buchanan 1989a, 
	1989b, 1990, 1991; Burrows 1989a, 1989b, 1990b, 1991a; Dexter 1988; Fell 
	1987, 1990a, 1990b; Gordon 1991; Hunt 1989, 1992, 1993; Mosely 1993a, 1993b, 
	1993c; Payn 1990; Skupin 1991a, 1991b, 1992). 
	
	 
	
	Prof. Gordon seemed almost 
	relieved with my indifference and it was several months before we discussed 
	Burrows' Cave again. 
	
	Less than a week later Bill Rudersdorf, the editor of The Louisiana Mounds 
	Society Newsletter (Burrows 1994; Covey 1991; Skupin 1994), made a similar 
	inquiry. I reasoned that with my residence in Illinois, access to Chicago's 
	renowned Field Museum of Natural History and willingness to deal with the 
	State Archaeologist, I could probably put together a comprehensive feature 
	article with little effort. 
	
	 
	
	When I fell into Burrows' 'cave' I had no idea 
	how long it would take to climb out. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	An inscribed stone from "Burrows' Cave." 
	Photo by W. McGlone. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	At the Field Museum I was told investigating the claims about Burrows Cave 
	was a waste of time and the mysterious inscribed stones were laughable 
	attempts at depicting antiquities. The state archaeologist was nearly as 
	dismissive. However he put me in touch with a former state archaeologist who 
	allowed the possibility of some 19th century secret society, The Knights of 
	the Golden Circle, making the inscribed stones for either ceremonial or 
	fund-raising purposes. 
	
	 
	
	I rejected the guess of a 19th century origin as 
	improbable, as many of the inscribed stones have examples and combinations 
	of ancient alphabets not well known or popularized until after the 
	publication of America B.C. by Barry Fell (Fell 1976), which suggested the 
	presence of various Old World scripts in the New World before Columbus. 
	
	Within a month of Gordon and Rudersdorf's inquiries, I'd spoken with a few 
	professionals, a dozen or so amateurs, and even the source of the claims, 
	Russ Burrows. Then, I happened upon a new magazine about possible 
	pre-Columbian contacts between the Old and New worlds, The Ancient American, 
	and noticed the name of the editor was "Frank Joseph." I recalled from 
	previous information provided by a Chicago-area bookseller six years before 
	that "Frank Joseph" was the pseudonym of the neo-Nazi, Frank Collin. 
	
	 
	
	This 
	infamous person threatened to march in the predominantly Jewish village of 
	Skokie, just north of Chicago, and which sparked a legal battle which 
	granted him the right to march (though he never did). He later wrote about 
	the mythical continent of Atlantis after his release from prison for 
	molesting young boys (Martin and Flavin 1995). And, coincidentally, The 
	Ancient American publishes articles in support of Burrows' Cave (Flavin 
	1997a). 
	
	 
	
	Such a small world. The temerity of my investigation became 
	frustrating and the tenor went suddenly from sad to sick. 
	
	As Bill Martin, the bookseller who told me that Collin marketed his first 
	Atlantis book as "Frank Joseph," had sold his half of the store and moved 
	around Chicago a couple of times, it took five weeks for me to get a message 
	to him. When I spoke with "Frank Joseph" three or four times on the 
	telephone, I was Rick Flavin, a struggling sci-fi writer and amateur 
	archaeologist, who'd taken Steve Williams' "Fantastic Archaeology" course at 
	Harvard and got the final paper in the course published as the cover article 
	in ESOP #20 (Williams 1991; Flavin 1992). 
	
	 
	
	I was skeptical about many diffusionist claims, but interested in the debate, and had a couple of 
	favorite enigmas which fascinated me. I didn't tell "Frank Joseph" I was 
	waiting for confirmation that he was the infamous half-Jewish, ex-neo-Nazi, 
	and convicted pederast, Frank Collin. Our conversations were structured as 
	those between a writer and the editor of a nationally distributed magazine. 
	
	
	 
	
	It was creepy. 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Two examples which immediately come to mind are the 
	time Collin wasn't home and I spoke with his mother for a while and she said 
	that her knees bothered her from spending so many hours at prayer, and one 
	weekend conversation when Collin said that a favorite pastime of his was 
	buying white, unfinished lawn statuary of little boys and painting them in 
	bright colors.] 
	
	While looking into Collin's past, I continued investigating Burrows Cave. I 
	spoke with several people whose advice and friendship would benefit me for 
	years to come, notably Lois Benedict (Emerson 1993) from Michigan and the 
	late Bill McGlone (Whittall and McGlone 1991, 1992) from Colorado. I also 
	began speaking with Russ Burrows on a regular basis. My initial conversation 
	with him was straightforward, in that I was interested in his claims and he 
	was trying to impress me with his fictitious exploits and fraudulent 
	antiquities. 
	
	 
	
	When I told him of my suspicions regarding the true identity of 
	"Frank Joseph," our conversations took on the pretensions of immediacy and 
	justice, and research and truth. We were two guys trying to figure out 
	something together. I had fallen into Burrows' 'cave' and Russ was setting 
	me up to make sure that my stay was as lousy as possible. 
	
	I submitted an article to The Ancient American about Punt and Atlantis (or 
	rather the legend of Punt and the allegory of Atlantis involving astronomy 
	and myth) on Collin's suggestion (Joseph 'Collin' 1994b). Burrows increased 
	his affectation of concern with every phone call and suggested I attend an 
	upcoming conference in Wisconsin. 
	
	 
	
	Then, Bill Martin got back to me and the 
	question of "Joseph" being Collin was put to rest. Martin had interviewed 
	Collin in his neo-Nazi heyday, published an article in Crawdaddy (Martin 
	1976), and even ran into Collin in his fallen period, when he worked as a 
	messenger in downtown Chicago (later, a janitor at a suburban hospital), 
	between being ousted for being half-Jewish from his neo-Nazi party and his 
	arrest on child molestation charges. When Collin self-marketed his first 
	Atlantis book in 1987, Martin recognized him (as did several other local 
	booksellers), and was in a position to swear so in court. 
	
	 
	
	In one telephone 
	conversation with Collin, I said "I'd heard a rumor," in the next I informed 
	him that some believed "Frank Joseph" was Frank Collin, and in a final 
	conversation I asked his opinion how such a mistake, if a mistake it was, 
	could have been made. They were polite conversations, though we were both 
	engaged in a sad dance. Manners and decorum work well in most cases, but not 
	when it comes time to deal with a sicko. 
	
	Rudersdorf, the LMS Newsletter editor, sent me some money to attend the 
	upcoming conference in Wisconsin with Burrows. As I didn't own a car at the 
	time, I made arrangements with Burrows to pick me up at a bus station on the 
	way to Wisconsin. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: To his credit, as the bus schedule was wrong, I was 
	dropped off in a different town and had to leave word where he could find 
	me. Burrows managed to get the message and follow through. I believe the bus 
	company later gave me free tickets for the hassle.] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	The day I first met Russ 
	Burrows was also the day of the Bronco chase with O. J. Simpson, an event I 
	didn't hear about until I returned to Chicago after the conference. 
	
	The "Indian Mounds and Other Mysteries of the Upper Midwest" conference was 
	held on the University of Wisconsin campus at Richland Center, WI. It was 
	sponsored by Scherz's Ancient Earthworks Society and The Ancient American, 
	though Burrows and his inscribed stones were the stars of the show (Scherz 
	and Burrows 1992). Collin, as "Frank Joseph," had been scheduled to attend, 
	but something came up and he couldn't make it. 
	
	 
	
	While it was understood I 
	attended the conference because of Burrows and his claims, many were aware I 
	also carried a folder of photographs showing Collin in full neo-Nazi regalia 
	and these were to be shown to The Ancient American's publisher, Wayne May, 
	as well as to Prof. Jim Scherz, who had known and worked with "Frank Joseph" 
	for several years. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	Various pics of Collin and crew. 
	
	
	1975 Tony Soluri.
	 
	
	 
	
	I got nervous. Rudersdorf was putting together a brief article exposing the 
	true identity of "Frank Joseph" for a future LMS Newsletter (written, but 
	never published, as the newsletter folded), Martin was my only witness who 
	had personally seen both Collin and "Frank Joseph," and I was unsure of my 
	reception among the diffusionists and crackpots in Wisconsin.
	
	 
	
	Six days 
	before the conference I sent out an affidavit which outlined what I knew to 
	be true about Collin and what was speculation (Flavin 1994a). I shouldn't 
	have been nervous. It was Burrows, May, and Scherz who were on the defensive 
	at that point. They were the ones working with a sicko; I was just doing 
	background for a story. 
	
	My first examination of a Burrows Cave "artifact," one of the inscribed 
	stones, was in Burrows' mini-van after he picked me up. It was a favorite 
	piece of his, named "Charley," and said to be magical and possessed by a 
	spirit. I turned the stone over, saw a speck of purple paint on the back, 
	asked Burrows about it, and he immediately snatched it out of my hands. 
	Later, at the conference, I unloaded his artifacts and carried them to their 
	display places. I also assisted John White with his sizeable collection of 
	inscribed stones allegedly from Burrows' Cave. 
	
	 
	
	It was ironic as I had a 
	check-stub in my wallet from the previous week for a four day in-and-out of 
	a display of Mesoamerican artifacts at the Mexican Fine Arts Center Museum 
	in Chicago. Needless to add, the crates, top-of-the-line packing material, 
	white cotton gloves for handling genuine artifacts, and other considerations 
	were not shown to Burrows' "artifacts." I humped them from Burrows' mini-van 
	and White's car like I was carrying in groceries. 
	
	The theme of the conference, Scherz's suggestion that local Native American 
	mounds have some connection to Old World travelers, was as disturbing as a 
	speaker, Merlin Redcloud, who shared a claim of a "Winnebago Perspective" 
	which told that Native elders have information about many mysteries, but 
	aren't talking. Right. 
	
	 
	
	During one presentation I joined Burrows outside for 
	a cigarette. He asked if I was enjoying myself and I just grinned. Then, 
	much to my later regret, I jokingly suggested that Burrows was conducting an 
	anthropological experiment on popular gullibility, much like Carlos 
	Castaneda and his tales of the Yaqui shaman, Don Juan Matos. He chuckled, 
	agreed with me, and that was that. Burrows knew I didn't believe his claims 
	involving a discovery of a fantastic cave. 
	
	Saturday evening, as the sun was setting and I was bouncing from one 
	dorm-room where Burrows, May, and Scherz were trying to get me to write 
	something with Scherz, and another dorm-room where I was sharing beers with 
	the bare-footed Buck Trawicky, who was responsible for the horrendous 
	editing of The Mystery Cave of Many Faces (Burrows and Rydholm 1992), Bev 
	Mosely (of The Midwestern Epigraphic Society) showed me two large 
	collections of photographs of various Burrows Cave "artifacts" and inscribed 
	stones. I sat cross-legged on a sidewalk and flipped through hundreds of 
	photographs as the sun set behind me. 
	
	 
	
	All of the photographs showed items 
	similar to those I'd already examined, that is ...crude, modern attempts to 
	depict unknown antiquities. 
	
	Throughout the three-day conference Burrows was soft-spoken and said little. 
	On the drive home, he began to show traits which demonstrated his true 
	demeanor. When we stopped for gas Burrows got a free cup of coffee for 
	telling the owner of the gas-station that he made a "damned fine cup of 
	coffee." 
	
	 
	
	As we walked back to the mini-van, I said,
	
		
		"There's no such thing as a 
		good cup of coffee, and there's no such thing as a bad blowjob." 
		
	
	
	Burrows 
	thought for a couple of seconds and then replied, 
	
		
		"As long as it's not from 
		Frank Joseph!" 
	
	
	Later, on the highway, Burrows went into trucker-mode on his 
	CB radio, talking and cursing to truckers on the road from the quaint 
	confines of his purplish mini-van. Burrows is a strange one, I knew that 
	much, but I had no idea how strange. 
	
	The day after I returned home a letter arrived from Collin about my 
	affidavit. 
	
	 
	
	Collin wrote,
	
		
		"My attorney tells me that should your affidavit be 
	published in any periodical, you and the editor could be vulnerable to 
	serious legal action (Joseph 'Collin' 1994c)." 
	
	
	I was immensely pleased with 
	this, as I've always abhorred frivolous, or less than serious, legal action. 
	A week later a letter from a lawyer was delivered which recommended that I "seek the advice of legal counsel (Kano 1994)." The next twenty fours of 
	laughing hysterically wasn't wasted. It would be a while before I was able 
	to laugh like that again. 
	
	Burrows telephoned one night and said he "could" have met Collin at Pontiac 
	Correctional when Collin was serving time for violating young boys and 
	Illinois law. and Burrows was a guard. Collin was in jail from 1980 to 1983 
	(three years on a seven-year sentence), started out at Joliet Correctional 
	Center, but I had no way of knowing if Collin had ever been transferred to 
	Pontiac. 
	
	 
	
	Joliet Correctional is a reception and classification center and 
	many prisoners are transferred to other Illinois facilities. Burrows and the sicko? It was possible. However, it was apparent that Burrows had begun to 
	play a game of disinformation with me and I'd have to take everything he 
	said from that point on with several grains of salt. I was the enemy. 
	
	July and August of 1994 were busy ones for me, as I was scheduled to move to 
	Boston on September 1. Most days were devoted to investigating Collin during 
	his neo-Nazi period, talking to Jewish organizations about the effects he 
	had on the Jewish community, local occult bookstores who knew him as "Frank 
	Joseph," and meetings with a representative of the American Indian Movement 
	and discussing what trouble someone like Collin, with his racist past and in 
	his position as editor of The Ancient American, might cause (Joseph 'Collin' 
	1993, 1994a). 
	
	 
	
	My evenings were spent on the telephone falling deeper into 
	Burrows' 'cave' (as well as into debt with the telephone company).
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	From: Engravings of Prehistoric Specimens from Michigan 
	(Etzenhouser 1910).
	
	 
	
	
	I benefitted from my conversations with Lois Benedict and Bill McGlone 
	during those months. 
	
	 
	
	Lois is a retired nurse and school teacher, as well as 
	a tireless researcher into the so-called "Michigan Relics," often referred 
	to as the Soper-Savage frauds. These thousands of artifacts (estimates range 
	from 20,000 to 40,000 items), were "discovered" between 1890 and 1912 in 
	Michigan, with a few "finds" said to have originated in other Midwestern 
	states. 
	
	 
	
	Though the "Michigan Relics" had their supporters (and still do), 
	they were judged early on to be fraudulent and that position hasn't changed 
	(Williams 1991, pp. 176-186). The mystery, of course, remains who made them 
	and why. Because of the sheer number of manufactured items, I argued to Lois 
	that a group was likely responsible, probably a cult, and the only candidate 
	which came to mind was James J. Strang (1817-1856). 
	
	 
	
	It was my suggestion the 
	principals in the "Michigan Relics" hoax came upon extensive caches of Strang cultist items and attempted to pass them off as genuine 
	archaeological finds. On the surface, there seemed to be many similarities 
	between the "Michigan Relics" and the Burrows Cave inscribed stones–both 
	groups were modern, a large number of items were involved, previously 
	unknown alphabets were used in conjunction with apparent religious imagery, 
	etc. Oh, and Lois was investigating Burrows as well. She even achieved "enemy" status before me. 
	
	Lois was in contact with Mildred Ward, the widow of Jack Ward, an associate 
	of Burrows, who helped sell the inscribed artifacts at weekend arrowhead 
	conventions between c. 1984 and 1990 (Allison 1994). 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Lois said 
	Mildred told her Burrows first met Jack Ward in 1979, earlier than the 
	claimed dates of 1983 and 1984.] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	From what she learned from Mildred, Lois 
	passed on a few names, a lawyer, a couple of friends, and these in turn 
	supplied more names of people to talk to. I must stress, at this time, that 
	these were extremely sad telephone conversations. The senior citizens who 
	had purchased the inscribed stones from Burrows and/or Ward were very 
	embarrassed. 
	
	 
	
	They wanted to believe in something fantastic, but knew they'd 
	wasted their money. Lois also suggested Burrows may have been involved with 
	other incidents before the "cave," and often mentioned the tragedy of the 
	Native American site of Slack Farm in Kentucky, and the wholesale looting 
	that occurred. She maintained Burrows was one of those who had escaped 
	arrest (Hayden 1993). 
	
	When confronted with the above, Burrows called Mildred a "gold-digger," who 
	married Jack Ward for his money, referred to Lois Benedict in a term often 
	used in animal husbandry when a female is mentioned, and ...sputtered and 
	stuttered regarding allegations he was involved in the Slack Farm crimes. It 
	was the only time I've ever known Burrows to be so mad as to be at a loss 
	for words. In one of our next telephone conversations, he quickly recovered 
	and attacked his past associate, Jack Ward, in a cruel and vile fashion. 
	
	 
	
	He 
	claimed Ward was selling the inscribed stones without his knowledge, implied 
	it was to support Ward's secret homosexual lifestyle, and told me a 
	disgusting story of going to Ward's home after the funeral, meeting with the 
	family, discovering a hidden cigar-box near the living-room, and finding a "shit-encrusted dildo" inside of it. Ouch! I knew then that any man who 
	could spew such vicious lies about a one-time associate, was capable of much 
	evil and deception. And, as these things go, it got worse. 
	
	My conversations and correspondence with Bill McGlone, a retired engineer 
	and devout diffusionist, helped me immensely. He was critical of the amateur 
	archaeology (and epigraphy) community and his challenging insights continue 
	to inspire me. He'd previously put his time and talent where another's 
	deceit reigned by testifying in a New Mexico courtroom regarding fraudulent 
	antiquities (McGlone, et al 1993, pp. 46-49). Bill took me to task for every 
	wasted phone-call I made, scribbled notes that I couldn't read the next day, 
	and sharing of information with Burrows that wasn't necessary. 
	
	
	 
	
	Unfortunately, my seeking Bill's help was not without cost. 
	
	The amateur archaeology and diffusionist community had been split concerning 
	Burrows Cave from its public beginnings with the talks by Jack Ward in 1984 
	at ISAC (The Institute for the Study of Ancient Cultures) in Columbus, 
	Georgia, and by Ward and Burrows in 1988. For various reasons, some believed 
	the claims of Burrows were true and the many inscribed stones were genuine, 
	most did not. 
	
	 
	
	McGlone began his interest in diffusion allied with Barry 
	Fell, but later became highly critical of his methodology (McGlone, et al 
	1993, pp. 27-40), a re-evaluation he also applied to Gloria Farley (best 
	known for her investigation of the so-called "Heavener Runestone"). It 
	became petty with Fell and Farley supporters rallied on one side, McGlone 
	continuing his work with a small, but growing group on another side, and 
	there were believers and nonbelievers in Burrows Cave sprinkled about in 
	both camps. 
	
	 
	
	When Fell passed away in early 1994, the amateur archaeology and diffusionist community split further. I spoke with many at this time who 
	seemed more concerned with my dealings with McGlone, than with Collin and 
	Burrows. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: The Ancient American was continuing to publish articles in 
	support of Burrows Cave (May and Burrows 1994, Scherz 1994, White and Mosley 
	1993, 1994), as well as a few letters indifferent (Coppens 1994; Godlewski 
	1993; Hart 1993; Petraitis 1994), and against (Lurio 1994).] 
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	Boston 1994-1996
	
	
	I moved back to Boston because my girlfriend had been accepted into a 
	two-year program offered by The Institute for Advanced Theatre Training at 
	Harvard's American Repertory Theater. I'd lived in Boston from 1978-1984, 
	returned to visit friends often, and even spent a winter away from Chicago 
	taking Williams' "Fantastic Archaeology" course. 
	
	 
	
	The choice of moving was a 
	fairly easy one, except that it distanced me from the backyards of Collin 
	and Burrows. My phone-bills were already substantial, however with the move 
	to Boston it resulted in the stuff of legend (as well as disconnection 
	notices). 
	
	In the autumn of 1994 an extremist group of Burrows' 'cave' believers 
	emerged, fronted by two young men from Florida (hereafter: "The Kids"), Paul 
	Kelly (a.k.a. Schaffranke) and Brian "Harry" Hubbard (a.k.a. Horatio 
	Rybnikar). Paul and Harry claimed they could read the hodgepodge of ancient 
	alphabets on the inscribed stones as a previously unknown combination of 
	Latin and Etruscan. 
	
	 
	
	They believed the inscriptions described a voyage from 
	the Old World to ancient Illinois by various minor historical personages and 
	which, perhaps, included the New World reburial of the revered corpse of 
	Alexander the Great. Yup, The Kids claimed the "lost" tomb of Alexander the 
	Great was located in southern Illinois, and that Burrows had discovered and 
	subsequently plundered it. What made The Kids and their group extremist, 
	beside their laughable historical reconstruction and silly attempts at 
	decipherment, were their relentless attacks against anyone who disagreed 
	with them and their constant solicitation of money. 
	
	 
	
	They appeared to spend 
	the majority of their time seeking investors and peddling home-made 
	video-tapes. Though a dysfunctional duo, Kelly seems to have done the geek 
	work, with Hubbard playing the freak. Greed aside, the extreme arrogance and 
	viciousness of Hubbard are his most defining character traits, unheard of 
	before (at least to such a degree) in the amateur archaeology and diffusionist community, with the possible exception of Russ Burrows. 
	
	Hubbard also shares with Burrows a complete disdain for the opinions of 
	interested amateurs and professionals. Their style of debate follows a 
	consistent line. Whenever their fantastic claims are not greeted with total 
	acceptance, they will question the doubter's education as well as his or her 
	political and religious beliefs. 
	
	 
	
	They often challenge skeptics to disprove 
	their fantastic claims and when that fails, they attack with vulgar epithets 
	and slurs aimed at sexual orientation. Annoyed with Hubbard's arrogance 
	during our first telephone conversation, I threatened to "bitch-slap" him up 
	alongside of his head if ever we met face-to-face. Hubbard is a punk and has 
	this effect on most people. I hung up on him, he wrote a letter (Rybnikar 'Hubbard' 1994), and continues to stay in contact with me. As with Burrows: 
	keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 
	
	I'd spoken with several who'd purchased inscribed stones from Burrows, and 
	all were ...not that smart. Sorry; but it's a case of the classic "a fool 
	and his money are soon parted" thing. Some believers in the claims of 
	Burrows and a 'cave,' as well as in the authenticity of the inscribed stones 
	as being from antiquity, became convinced independently and early on, such 
	as Virginia Hourigan (Hourigan 1987; Burrows and Rydholm 1992, Sections 
	34-36 and 38-41), while others switched over to the 'Dark Side' after Ward 
	and Burrows' talk at ISAC in 1988. 
	
	 
	
	Cyclone Covey, professor emeritus of 
	history at Wake Forest College and author of Calalus, a book which argues 
	for an ancient Roman-Jewish presence in Arizona (Covey 1975), was, and 
	remains, a dedicated believer. 
	
	 
	
	Another was the late Joseph P. Mahan, founder 
	of ISAC, and author of The Secret: America in World History Before Columbus 
	(Mahan 1983), who, for reasons we still don't completely understand, 
	believed Burrows Cave was somehow connected with,
	
		
		"sun-related semi-divine 
		mortals [who] were the descendants of extraterrestrial immortal 
		progenitors who had come to earth in fire ships, had resided for a 
		while, had upgraded the humanoids they found here by modifying the genes 
		of these children of earth thus producing a hybrid progeny (Mahan 
		1992)." 
	
	
	Both Covey and Mahan 
	bought into the claims of Burrows hook, line, and sinker after the 1988 ISAC 
	conference. That faith was especially unfortunate for Mahan who also bought 
	several thousand dollars worth of inscribed stones (Mahan 1994). 
	
	Mahan generated compassion and loyalty among his friends, strong feelings 
	and traits which have enabled ISAC to survive his recent passing. That he 
	was outgoing and cheerful is apparent after meeting anyone who knew and 
	worked with him, however as far as his belief in Burrows Cave was concerned, 
	his manner changed somewhat. I spoke briefly with Mahan on two occasions in 
	1994, and both telephone calls did not go well. He was reluctant, edgy, and 
	seemed more annoyed than anything else. 
	
	 
	
	These where difficult times for 
	Mahan and ISAC and it was to get much more difficult before things got 
	better. 
	
	Besides dedicating a substantial part of my income to the telephone company, 
	I kept the Post Office in business as well, with various drafts of a feature 
	story about Collin passing back and forth between Martin and myself. As a 
	writer, my main tool had been an electric typewriter for many years, though 
	since 1990 I'd moved into electrics with the ability to save an ASCII file 
	to a floppy disk. These personal word processors got more advanced with each 
	new purchase, but it was time for me to move into computers. 
	
	 
	
	Bill Rudersdorf 
	had offered me an old 356 PS2 IBM, which his wife, Toni, kindly carried to 
	Boston's Logan Airport, as she was in town attending a P. G. Wodehouse 
	convention. I believe he also mailed a printer along at this time via 
	Greyhound Bus, which I used a refund ticket to pay for from the Burrows 
	mix-up from some months back. 
	
	As 1994 closed, I arranged for a three-way conference call between Bill 
	McGlone, Tom Cullen, and myself. Tom was the son of the late Norman Cullen, 
	a business associate of Jack Ward and an initial investor and believer in 
	Burrows and his claims. Tom hated Burrows for separating his father from so 
	much money, but despite the open animosity, he possessed a wooden bas-relief 
	carving by Burrows which he displayed proudly in his home. 
	
	 
	
	Tom said the 
	carving was top-notch and the work was quite lovely. Burrows had previously 
	admitted to making cabinets and chests, but here was an example of detailed 
	artistic work. It was more circumstantial evidence he was making the 
	inscribed stones he was selling. 
	
	The end of January 1995 saw the publication of the first article naming 
	"Frank Joseph," the editor of The Ancient American, as the infamous 
	ex-neo-Nazi, Frank Collin (Martin and Flavin 1995). Mahan used the article 
	as a pretext to attack anyone critical of diffusionist claims, totally 
	disregarding the basic theme of the article, that Collin is a sicko (Mahan 
	1995). 
	
	 
	
	I would encounter this position again and again among the amateur 
	archaeology and diffusion community (Whittal 1995). 
	
	Of course things were different back in Chicago. Friends and family 
	applauded my efforts. During a telephone conversation with a neo-Nazi about 
	Collin's past, I was asked for his home address so some skin-heads could be 
	dispatched to beat him senseless for lying about his Jewish ancestry and his 
	criminal record for child abuse. 
	
	 
	
	Needless to add, I didn't provide the 
	information, as I hate Nazis, whether they're real, fake, neo, ex-neo, or 
	any other form of Nazi. Art Golab, a Chicago Sun-Times staff writer, was 
	aggressively pursuing an in-depth piece on Collin, pushing the idea to 
	Playboy and other magazines, and even interviewed the late Vincent J. 
	Mooney, Jr., for a diffusionist perspective and possible connection between 
	Collin and Burrows Cave. 
	
	 
	
	It was Golab who gave me my first modem, a puny 
	14k, in 1995 and which allowed me to go online, exchange e-mail, surf the 
	Web, and goof off for hours on end. 
	
	Burrows knew about my work and sent me a photocopy of a document he claimed 
	was his separation notice from Pontiac Correctional Center. The photocopy 
	shows a period of report from 1-23-79 to 10-3-80 and under "Type of Report" 
	has "Seperation [sic] - No reinstatement rights." Art Golab was able to 
	verify Collin at Pontiac and Burrows gave me a photocopy of a document which 
	placed him likewise at Pontiac, albeit for only a short while, but at the 
	same time as Collin. 
	
	 
	
	Could Collin have given Burrows the idea for marketing 
	inscribed stones and suggested some of the hodgepodge of ancient alphabets? 
	
	 
	
	The suggestion has always been a long shot, but I've never been able to get 
	rid of it. It's a strange coincidence. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Burrows has said he joined 
	Pontiac to qualify for retirement. He seems to have been trying to build a 
	resume, but his outlandish military claims and less than two years service 
	as a state employee simply didn't add up to 20 years of accomplishment. A 
	better guess might be that as a self-employed worker and truck driver he 
	hadn't paid much into Social Security. The eighteen months at Pontiac 
	according to the separation notice falls short of Burrows' previously 
	published estimate of "better than two years (Burrows and Rydholm 1992, p. 
	30)." ] 
	 
	
	
	
	Dealings with Burrows began to get ugly. Rudersdorf, who edited articles of 
	mine for ESOP and the LMS Newsletter, who sent me money and gave me my first 
	'puter, lost his patience one day and said I was being a "whore" for 
	continuing to speak with Burrows.
	
	
	 
	
	Apparently Rudersdorf disagreed with the 
	"keep your friends close and your enemies closer" approach. Burrows knew 
	about my dealings with Native Americans and was in the process of trying to 
	scam some cash from the Hochunk Nation (the Winnibago tribe). During one 
	conversation his vulgarity reached a new low, as he described Native 
	Americans as "prairie-niggers." 
	
	 
	
	It was ugly, the lies were difficult to 
	separate from bits of truth, but as long as he was out there causing trouble 
	and taking people's money, I tried to stay on top of things. 
	
	It's not like I wasn't trying. I telephoned the F.B.I. and got nowhere. 
	
	 
	
	The 
	State Police in Burrows' backyard knew of his controversial antics and told 
	me, 
	
		
		"It's not against the law to 
		be a liar."
		
	
	
	Ouch! I filed a complaint with 
	the Illinois Attorney General arguing the violations of Illinois law under 
	"815 IL CS 505/1 Consumer Fraud and deceptive business practices" and 
	"Article 17 5/17-1 Deceptive practices. Act 295/1a Untrue, misleading or 
	deceptive advertising." 
	
	 
	
	The matter went round and round for a few months 
	between the Attorney General's office, the Governor, and Sen. Paul Simon, 
	whom I had contacted for help. For some reason still not clear to me, a 
	case-worker attached the name of Collin to my complaint against Burrows 
	("Re: Frank Collin File No: CF95 05 0418") and eventually I got a letter 
	saying the Attorney General was passing and recommended I go after Burrows 
	privately in a Chicago civil court. It was small beer to them and Burrows 
	continued to slip through the cracks. 
	
	The Kids had taken part in a special ISAC conference on April 21 and 22, 
	1995 which initially impressed those who were already believers in Burrows 
	Cave. The late Vincent J. Mooney, Jr. critiqued the Latin advanced by Kelly 
	'Schaffranke' and found a too generous correlation near 80% between attested 
	forms and transcriptions and translations made from inscribed stones 
	purchased from Burrows (Mooney 1995), but ultimately rejected all associated 
	work because of the lack of provenance for the inscribed stones. 
	
	 
	
	Covey and 
	Mahan thought The Kid's work was promising, but most everyone else regarded 
	Burrows' Cave as a hoax, the inscribed stones as fraudulent, and the claims 
	of UFOs transporting the body of Alexander the Great to southern Illinois as 
	ludicrous. Incredibly, though few could keep a straight face against these 
	claims, The Kids were just getting started. 
	
	I decided to take a 'working' vacation in the autumn of 1995 and spend a 
	week and a half with McGlone in Colorado. Originally, a director friend was 
	invited along to assist me in making a brief documentary of the trip, but he 
	backed out at the last minute. I borrowed a high 8mm video-cam and tripod 
	from a Harvard film student, and gave it a go. 
	
	 
	
	The trip went fine, but the 
	film is still raw, unedited, and sitting on a shelf behind me. I was 
	challenged by what I saw during the trip, such as Anubis and Crack Caves, 
	the so-called Sun Temple, and other interesting sites, however the 
	conversations, arguments, and critical thinking were what I most benefitted 
	from (besides breathing clean air). 
	
	 
	
	McGlone and his group had long been 
	contemptuous of Burrows (Whittall 1990; McGlone, Leonard, and Gillespie 
	1995). I assisted McGlone in a follow-up piece critical of Burrows, which 
	was rejected by The Ancient American for their letters-to-the-editor 
	section, and was later privately distributed (McGlone 1996). 
	
	McGlone was concerned with why some believe and behave as they do. Burrows 
	is a liar who craves attention. Like Collin, he has a uniform fetish 
	(Burrows and Rydholm 1992, see pics on pp. 23 and 30, text on p.23). He also 
	has a penchant for telling tall tales and once bragged "he was called in by 
	the Air Force to interrogate UFO witnesses (Heck 2001)." 
	
	 
	
	His involvement in 
	financial scams is well documented. A pathological liar? A master 
	con-artist? In 1995, Burrows tried his hand at writing again and produced 
	pieces suggesting Carthaginian pirates were responsible for Burrows Cave 
	(Burrows 1995a), and a non-fantastic overview of the so-called "Black Hawk 
	War (Burrows 1995c)." To suggest that Burrows likes to keep busy would be 
	the grossest of understatements. 
	
	Ditto, The Kids. Hubbard and his group had interviewed people said to have 
	visited the "cave," though actually a rocky ledge and they were simply told 
	that the "real cave" was somewhere nearby. Upon hearing of this Burrows 
	declared he'd predicted just such an occurrence and that the area of the 
	rocky ledge was the "decoy cave," with the "real cave" being someplace else. 
	
	
	 
	
	With this information Hubbard tracked down the property and convinced the 
	landowner that a fantastic cave was somewhere nearby and it would be in the 
	landowner's best interest to let Hubbard and his group start digging things 
	up with a back-hoe. The Chicago Tribune did a full-page story on the claims 
	and dismissed it all as silliness (Smith 1996). 
	
	 
	
	Unfortunately, the problem 
	of Burrows' 'cave' didn't go way, it got worse. Since the beginning of the 
	Burrows Cave hoax it's been about separating fools from their money, getting 
	investors, and moving on to the next series of ducks in a row. The Kids took 
	lessons from Burrows and began the same scam. Others would follow. 
	
	One night, I got a call asking me to appear on a Native American 
	radio-program the next morning and discuss Burrows Cave. I had laryngitis at 
	the time, but was more than willing to take part. Burrows had tried to lure 
	in Native American investors, he's a bigot and a racist, his ongoing scams 
	take away from serious studies of Native American pre-history, and my 
	speaking out was the right thing to do (Flavin 1996a). 
	
	 
	
	I wish I could do 
	more. 
	
	Lois Benedict had studied the so-called "Michigan Relics" for many years 
	and, as mentioned above, had looked into the matter of Burrows Cave. She was 
	old and getting older, her personal financial problems had required the 
	unthinkable (selling parts of her book and ms. collection), and she regarded 
	me as someone she could trust to help her gain a better understanding of 
	those responsible for the "Michigan Relics," and perhaps the inscribed 
	stones that Burrows peddled. 
	
	 
	
	It was an extraordinary task, but I agreed to 
	attempt it. The classes I've taken in archaeology, my dealings with 
	professional archaeologists, museum workers, librarians, art critics, and 
	the like, all went ...okay, as long as manners were exercised, intelligent 
	questions were asked, and the impossible was neither asked for or expected. 
	I believed I could interest professionals to take a hard look at some of the 
	Michigan Relics Lois had collected over the years, as well as an inscribed 
	stone said to be from Burrows Cave. 
	
	 
	
	Well... The awful skinny is as follows: 
	Williams was long gone from Harvard, though he did provide the name of a 
	hard-of-hearing fellow at the Peabody who directed me to M.I.T., as they 
	were said to be doing dating experiments. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: The "hard-of-hearing" 
	fellow was a senior North American archaeologist who heard me say "twisted 
	history" extremely fast. He said "Twistory, I like that term for what you're 
	describing," and ...I sort of appropriated the invented term from him for my 
	subsequent usage.] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	M.I.T. lost its funding for any new dating experiments, 
	and reaching out to private investors to contribute to dating had begun to 
	take on a circus atmosphere smelling not that dissimilar to previous 
	investing scams by others mentioned above. 
	
	 
	Mooney suggested I talk with a West Virginia archaeologist, Robert Pyle, 
	with regard to testing the Michigan and Burrows material. I'd known of Pyle 
	since his work on the enigmatic Wyoming County "inscription," believed by 
	some to be an example of the ancient Irish alphabet, ogham, by others as "turkey tracks" or Native American symbolic petroglyphs, while a few suggest 
	they could be natural (Pyle 1983). 
	
	 
	
	The West Virginia debate began my 
	interest in diffusion theory in 1983, continues to intrigue me, and Pyle 
	seemed a good suggestion. Besides, Pyle had spoken at The Mid-Atlantic 
	Epigraphic Society (Buchanan 1994) and also at a meeting of ISAC and fooled 
	Burrows and many believers by producing an inscribed stone which resembled 
	those peddled by Burrows, but had been actually made by Pyle a few days 
	before. One has to admire hands-on science and skepticism. 
	
	During a long talk with Pyle on the telephone, I apparently emptied an 
	ashtray with cigarette butts that weren't entirely extinguished into my 
	waste-basket and, in the middle of the talk, was informed the basket was on 
	fire and the room was filling with smoke. Such things happen when one is 
	devoting one's attention to a given task. I hung up, dumped water in the 
	basket, opened some windows, and then called Pyle back and finished the 
	conversation. 
	
	I sent Pyle the Michigan and Burrows items for him to test. I also, as my 
	girlfriend had graduated from her Harvard program and wished to pursue a 
	professional acting career, moved to New York City. 
	
	 
	
	Sigh. 
	
	 
	
	We do what we do.
	
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	New York City 1996-1997
	
	
	I'd made two sales immediately before leaving Boston and the arrival of a 
	couple of checks made my initial dealings with New York City a tad less 
	traumatic. The first was a small feature in a Chicago weekly on Frank Collin 
	(Flavin 1996b), and the second was an overview of enigmatic stone structures 
	and diffusionist claims in New England (Flavin and Strubbe 1996). 
	
	 
	
	Both sales 
	were minor, did little to promote further interest in their respective 
	topics, but the cash was appreciated and spent with ease. 
	
	Pyle wasn't long in getting back to me about the Michigan and Burrows items 
	I'd sent him (Pyle 1996). 
	
	 
	
	He deemed all of the material to be of a recent 
	manufacture and not thousands of years old as alleged. Of the Burrows' 
	'cave' inscribed stone he examined (see Pearson pic below), Pyle wrote: 
	
		
		"[The stone] ...displays 
		grinding around the entire edge. The pictographs and symbols may 
		represent a known text, therefore, may be translatable. However, the 
		prepared polished surface has deposits of polish compound left within 
		the grooves from that recent effort. Again the characteristics of the 
		grooves indicate hasty manufacture causing fracturing along the top 
		edge. My conclusion based on the surface preparation and line 
		characteristics is that this piece is also of recent manufacture." 
	
	
	As Pyle used it, "recent" could mean any date between c.1880 and 1980 or so. 
	He ended his report with, 
	
		
		"It is unfortunate that items 
		of this nature are being passed off on the public as artifacts for the 
		profit of a few individuals." 
	
	
	Unfortunately, the Burrows Cave scam involves more than a 
	"few 
	individuals," and that number continues to increase as other opportunists 
	join in. 
	
	Mrs. Benedict seemed about as pleased as I was with Pyle's appraisal, to 
	wit, it was okay, but could have been more in depth. McGlone chastised the 
	testing because it disrupted the "chain of evidence," as certain microscopic 
	metallic fragments magnetically recovered from the inscribed grooves of the 
	Burrows' stone were not preserved and shipped back along with the tested 
	stone. 
	
	 
	
	For privacy considerations, I censored Pyle's name and 
	"Archaeological Archives, Inc." contact information on the report, made 
	copies, and sent them to Burrows and a few of his supporters. Burrows wasn't 
	impressed, made a couple of guesses as to who made the report, continued to 
	make guesses over the next couple of months, and finally hit on Pyle, as 
	Pyle had prior experience with Burrows' 'cave' inscribed stones and cared 
	enough about diffusionist claims to test items, rather than summarily 
	dismiss them as fantastic and fraudulent. 
	
	 
	
	Apparently, further testing was 
	required. 
	
	There was a great deal of activity from both Burrows and The Kids during the 
	end of 1996. Burrows was preparing to move his family to Colorado and tying 
	up loose ends in double and triple knots, while The Kids were making a 
	tremendous push to get anyone to pay attention to them. 
	
	 
	
	Hubbard was 
	continuing to dig up some poor guy's backyard in southern Illinois, yet had 
	moved on to a new level of soliciting investor interest, with such claims 
	(Burrows 1996b) that an archaeologist had been secured, and, 
	
		
		"...the firm Waterford Public 
		Relations will handle the press conference which will be held at the 
		Kennedy Space Center Main Press Room. The Radison Hotel of Cape 
		Canaveral has been retained to host the 3-day press event of seminars 
		and briefings of 'A New History For A New Century' Conference." 
	
	
	The Kids thought they could spin a 
	"friend-of-a-friend's friend" connection 
	with the former astronaut, Dr. Mae Jamison. 
	
	 
	
	Burrows e-mailed me (Burrows 
	1996c), that he'd,
	
		
		"...finally [sic] heard back 
		from Dr. Jamison's office today, Wed. and was told in no uncertain terms 
		that Dr. Jamison is not associated with those crooks in Florida. I was 
		told that she knows George Lodge's wife from High School, but that is 
		all. Those fellows can tell some whoppers." 
	
	
	I already knew this, as I'd telephoned NASA and Jamison's office 
	the week before. Calling NASA was cool, even if it did cost ten bucks at 
	daytime rates. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: George Lodge was, at the time, young businessman in 
	Florida who worked with Hubbard and Kelly (Raskin and Lodge 1996; Lodge 
	1997). Their ways have since parted.] 
	 
	
	
	
	Toward the end of November, 1996, I walked into Brooklyn's 94th precinct of 
	the New York City Police Department and tried to file a complaint against 
	Hubbard for telephoning and leaving obscene messages for me, and a couple of 
	times, for my girlfriend.
	
	
	 
	
	Hubbard's punk behavior had steadily increased 
	with those he thought he could get over on (though requesting Mooney to 
	translate a Bob Marley album into Latin, before any discussion on epigraphy 
	would be forthcoming, remains a plastic pink flamingo attesting to extremely 
	low standards). It was bad. Here was a punk with a telephone leaving vulgar 
	messages across the country and, also, sending threatening e-mail from his 
	new computer. It was bad and wrong of me to waste the time of the NYPD. They 
	said we should change our telephone number. 
	
	 
	
	We couldn't do that. 
	
	On Thursday, November 28, 1996, I received an e-mail (Rybnikar 'Hubbard' 
	1996) which said, 
	
		
		"I would like to wish all you 
		assholes a Happy Thanksgiving!" 
	
	
	It was sent to Burrows, with copies forwarded to me, Scherz, 
	and Mooney. I suppose everyone faces hatred to some degree, though not 
	believing Alexander the Great's body was transported from the Old World to 
	southern Illinois by a UFO and being harassed by a punk, probably doesn't 
	rate particularly high on the sympathy scale. The Kids were taking their 
	shot. 
	
	Burrows sent out a two-page, "To whom it may concern," letter (Burrows 
	1996d), which repeated prior dissociations with The Kids (as well as 
	Virginia Hourigan, who'd sold them some pics and included a description of 
	the "decoy cave"), but notched up the "Never! I will die before I tell you!" 
	rhetoric. It was typed better than his usual correspondence, however was 
	just more of his standard greased fluff. Burrows loves the game. 
	
	The Kids are said to have paid $3000 (Mooney 1998) to have their own issue 
	of The Ancient American (Vol. 3, No. 16, January/February 1997). It was 
	double-sized, labeled "Special Report," the cover featured the headline "Ancient Gold in Illinois," and featured a picture of Jack Ward with a small 
	horde of fake gold coins and artifacts. 
	
	 
	
	The cover photograph boldly 
	established a dichotomy of silliness and a disturbing thoroughness, which 
	the rest of the issue continued. While articles in the issue sought to draw 
	attention to Hubbard's efforts at discovering the "real" cave (Rybnikar 'Hubbard' 1997a; May 1997), the translation illusions of Kelly (Schaffranke 
	'Kelly' 1997; May and Schaffranke 'Kelly' 1997) and the accompanying yarn 
	about Alexander Helios (the lost son of Cleopatra and Mark Anthony, a sort 
	of diffusionist Anastasia Romanoff), the story of the fake gold coins and 
	artifacts was the only one worth telling. 
	
	 
	
	And, of course, The Kids took the 
	story into The Twilight Zone. 
	
	The "gold" allegedly removed by Burrows from some fantastic cave has never 
	been seen. Burrows has privately stated all pieces that have made it into 
	private collections are reproductions, mere lead and gold paint, made by the 
	"landowner" at a private firm in St. Louis. 
	
	 
	
	Oh, Burrows has said, at one 
	point, that Ward sold some of the "real" gold, but the truth is probably 
	that Ward was in on the scam, helped sell the fake gold coins and artifacts 
	with Burrows at week-end arrow-head conventions, and feigned support for 
	Burrows' claims to divest (read: cheat) the other local investors. The 
	Burrows Cave legend holds that many tons of gold were removed, melted down 
	and sold as bullion, and the money is in a Swiss bank account. 
	
	 
	
	Traditions 
	and opinions differ as to who has the Swiss bank account, i.e., the 
	"landowner," Ward, Ward and Burrows, Burrows alone, or no one at all. The 
	Kids claim to believe the cover of AA #16 shows Ward with a small horde of "real" gold, which Burrows later sold (May and Rybnikar 'Hubbard' 1997). 
	They also argue that the "landowner," as described by Burrows, never existed 
	and publish various signatures and letters purportedly from a "George Neff" 
	(Rybnikar 'Hubbard' 1997d). 
	
	 
	
	The Kids' scam follows the main Burrows Cave 
	legend, then encourages all future investors to give them lots of money, as 
	The Kids are in the best position to save the "cave," maybe some more gold, 
	and rewrite history. Oh, and they'd like it if everybody bought their 
	video-tapes. Others would soon seize upon and revise The Kid's scam to 
	further bilk investors. 
	
	In March of 1997, an auction to sell over two hundred "Burrows Cave" items 
	was held in East Peoria, Illinois (Flavin 1997b). The items were represented 
	as "The Olney, Illinois 'Burrows Cave' Stone Collection of Thelma McClain" 
	and, according to Burrows (Burrows 1997), was a "fantastic success." 
	
	
	 
	
	McClain, the owner of an antique and curio store not far from where Burrows 
	used to live in Olney, is on record for being the earliest known victim of 
	the Burrows Cave hoax (Burrows and Rydholm 1992, pp. 12, 52, and 108-109), 
	acquiring an estimated "fifteen or twenty" stones in 1983. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: "Victim" 
	might be too generous, as McClain and her associates stayed in the business 
	of peddling Burrows' items for many years, and she possessed up to 1000 
	stones, at one time (Burrows 1991a). And, her dealings with Burrows began 
	before the first newspaper account of the claimed "discovery" (Miller 
	1984).] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	I'd spoken briefly with Mrs. McClain a few months previously. She 
	seemed annoyed that strangers were asking questions and bothering her about 
	Burrows. Mrs. McClain said a young man had recently been in her shop and 
	arrogantly demanded that she answer his questions. When she asked for 
	identification, the only thing the young man could produce was a Social 
	Security card. Apparently, Harry Hubbard didn't possess a driver's license 
	at the time. 
	
	I began a weekly column for the online The Greenwich Village Gazette at the 
	end of May, 1997. A month later, The Kids had their first website up, the 
	long-gone 'alexhelios.com'. 
	
	 
	
	It seems hawking video-tapes and photocopies 
	didn't keep The Kids busy enough, so for several weeks they would play 
	Photoshop with my headshot pic from The Gazette, and offer prizes if any of 
	their four or five readers could guess who I was. I don't believe anyone 
	won. 
	
	 
	
	The Kids probably wouldn't have come through with a prize, anyhow 
	(Raskin and Lodge 1997). 
	
	The Kids and their 'alexhelios.com' were soon joined by Burrows Cave 
	Committee (now defunct) and The Ancient American web-sites. AA offered an 
	online forum for the general readership, though it was mainly used by 
	Burrows' Cave combatants (myself, Burrows, Hubbard, Mooney, and five or six 
	others; a line-up which also posted to the similarly useless 
	'alexhelios.com' online forum), with the publisher, Wayne May, and the 
	editor, Frank 'Joseph' Collin, only posting occasionally. 
	
	 
	
	One bizarre post 
	by 'Joseph' Collin at the end of June, 1997, which was yanked offline less 
	than a day after it was posted, concerned Collin and May being taken to the 
	"cave" by Burrows (Joseph 'Collin' 1997b). After the summer of 1997, perhaps 
	inspired by the scams of Burrows and The Kids, May began to semi-seriously 
	look for the "cave" on his own. His efforts were few and simple at first, 
	but in the years since have become as slick and slimy as anything Burrows or 
	The Kids could have come up with. 
	
	My time in New York City was coming to a close. I wasn't impressed with the 
	town's bookstores, The Museum of the American Indian wasn't interested in 
	testing Mrs. Benedict's Michigan and Burrows items, The Explorers Club 
	wouldn't let me run around their library because I wasn't a member, and my 
	relationship with the actress was cooling. It was time to return to Boston.
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	Boston 1997-Present
	
	
	I arranged for a one month job in Boston which, fortunately, went longer and 
	lasted until the end of the year. 
	
	 
	
	
	It was a difficult move, with most of my 
	books and files going into storage, and was further complicated by my 
	confused feelings for the actress. I wasn't sure if I should give Metropolis 
	another shot, go back to Chicago, or remain in Boston. 
	
	 
	
	It was two and a half 
	years before I made a decision. Some choices are hard to make. 
	
	By 1998, the online forums at The Ancient American and 'alexhelios.com', the 
	Hubbard-site at the time, favored vulgar and juvenile attacks against any 
	and all who didn't believe the claims of Burrows and/or Hubbard, over 
	possible discussions of history and science. 
	
	 
	
	An honest appraisal of what I 
	personally endured at the fingertips of diffusionist bigots consumed with 
	web-rage could probably suffice with: 
	
		
		"They called me everything, 
		but a white man." 
	
	
	In one early salvo by Burrows (Burrows 1998a), I was called a 
	"liar," as far as my ever attending Harvard, described as making my "living 
	hauling refrigerators up and down stairs for homosexuals in Boston," 
	and it was suggested my ex-girlfriend had found out about some "other life" 
	of mine. 
	
	 
	
	After a few "liar," bum," and "leach" remarks, Burrows wrote: 
	
		
		"A good example of his LIEING 
		and DECEIT is what he did to the little old lady in Michigan, Lois 
		Benidict He sucked up to her, made her think he was her friend and 
		convienced her to give him her Michigan tablet/Soper/Savage artifacts. 
		All the while, he was telling me via telephone what a crazy old woman 
		she is. Nice man." 
	
	
	[Note: All misspellings and punctuation mistakes in 
	the above, as well as those quoted below, are in the original posts and 
	quotations.] 
	 
	
	
	
	Things weren't going well with Mrs. Benedict. Her husband had passed away, 
	her dog died, she got another dog and a new house, but she was later 
	hospitalized a few times, and there were long stays in nursing and assisted 
	living homes.
	
	
	 
	
	She'd been calling collect for years, by then, but hadn't 
	called in months. At one point I got the State Police to go to her home to 
	see if she was okay. My possession of Mrs. Benedicts' Michigan and Burrows 
	items became the subject of attacks by Burrows, Hubbard, May, and their 
	fans. McGlone said to ignore the attacks, and even if I didn't get any 
	further testing done, keeping the items away from Burrows, Hubbard, and May 
	would upset them, which could be regarded as a minor success all its own. 
	
	
	 
	
	May was offering Mrs. Benedict a lot of money for her items and she was 
	often very tempted, though she'd long planned for her "Michigan Relics" to 
	go to Michigan State University in East Lansing, MI (she had a history of 
	dealings with the library department and even used a couple of student 
	research assistants as interns in her home). Sometimes, I think, she didn't 
	call me for long periods because she felt bad about selling her books to 
	May. 
	
	 
	
	She probably felt real bad. 
	
	Despite my public condemnation for his continued employment of Frank 
	'Joseph' Collin as editor, I still spoke occasionally with Wayne May, the 
	publisher of The Ancient American. Usually about Burrows or Mrs. Benedict, 
	but never about Collin. That is, until I got a call from Burrows one night 
	encouraging me to telephone May and ask him about what he found in Collin's 
	bedroom closet. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Collin was then staying in May's home.] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	I called May, 
	he told me he'd discovered boxes of neo-Nazi newsletters and asked what he 
	should do. He said he was concerned for his family. It was all lies to get 
	me to write up something and embarrass myself. They weren't even very 
	imaginative falsehoods. 
	
	Hubbard, conversely, was able to generate very imaginative falsehoods when 
	he took his show on the road. Speaking at a UFO, New Age, and dowser 
	convention, Hubbard lectured on "Aliens from the Lost Tomb." 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: A 
	video-taped version of this lecture is sometimes referred to as "The 
	Cold-Blooded Video" or "The Lizard Flick."] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	The gist of the lecture was that 
	images on the inscribed stones from Burrows' 'cave' suggest an ancient 
	awareness of extraterrestrial lizards who killed off the dinosaurs and later 
	liked to dress up in Egyptian and Roman garb. 
	
	 
	
	Of course, according to 
	Hubbard, such an awareness continues in our own day, as government 
	cover-ups, academic conspiracies, alleged evidential foot-prints of humans 
	co-existing with dinosaurs, claims of alien abductions, and the ability of a 
	roomful of people to sit and listen to Hubbard for forty-five minutes, all 
	combine to attest to a greater mystery that could, perhaps, be better 
	understood if one were to purchase a few videos from Hubbard. 
	
	 
	
	A lecture 
	theme about reptiles from outer space is certainly one about which most 
	would have a handy opinion, it makes the idea of a "lost" tomb of Al the 
	Great in southern Illinois seem almost tolerable by comparison, and 
	Hubbard's allegations of numbered Swiss bank accounts filled with the spoils 
	of the looting of this "lost" tomb are understood as harmless rambling. 
	However, he did get someone to listen. 
	
	It was only a matter of time. Hubbard tried nearly every American media 
	outlook he could think of from Reader's Digest to the National Enquirer, but 
	still couldn't get anyone (outside of those few who buy his videos) to take 
	him seriously or, at the very least, not openly laugh in his face. 
	
	 
	
	So, 
	Hubbard took his theory, of Old World UFOs abducting the corpse of Al the 
	Great and dropping it somewhere in the New World, across the Atlantic and 
	found an audience. Right. Export American hoaxes to stimulate the economy 
	and better understand European gullibility. It worked for Hubbard and, 
	later, others involved with the Burrows' Cave hoax. 
	
	Swiss author and journalist, Luc Buergin (also Bürgin), a specialist in 
	paranormal, UFO, and related wacky-topics, published Secret File: 
	Archaeology (Buergin 1998), which repeats information as provided by Hubbard 
	about Burrows Cave. 
	
	 
	
	Jack Ward, gold, Swiss bank accounts, gold, UFOs, more 
	gold, suppressed history which the public has the right to know, maybe some 
	undiscovered gold, though the book didn't include a plug for any 
	Hubbard-produced videos. The publication demonstrated conclusively that 
	gullibility may be found in the Old World, as well as the New. Burrows, 
	naturally, felt left out of this trans-Atlantic extension of his hoax. 
	
	It was Ward, again. According to Burrows, Ward wrote innocuous letters to 
	solicit responses from government offices, sold reproductions of the "real" 
	gold for chump change, and conned local investors out of thousands of 
	dollars, dying a painful, disgraced death, shortly afterwards. 
	
	 
	
	Burrows 
	replied to online newsgroup comments about Buergin's book with: 
	
		
		"Luc has made a very bad 
		mistake. He has published material which he obtained from Harry Hubbard, 
		who is now being sued by Dr. James P. Scherz for copyright infringement. 
		Jack Ward may have phonied up something to appear as though he had Swiss 
		bank accounts but, he did not. In fact, none of the gold in Burrows Cave 
		was removed." 
	
	
	According to Burrows, Ward was a bad guy, Hubbard sent Buergin bits of 
	Ward's con of local investors, and, most importantly, there was never any 
	gold in the first place. Simple? Not with Burrows. 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Though few ever 
	believed in the authenticity of "gold" items said to be from Burrows' Cave, 
	recent testing suggests copper (Cu) and Zinc (Zn) in the pigmentation of the 
	gold paint used to cover the crudely molded lead items (Chandler, Henson, 
	and Totten 2001).] 
	
	A recent feature on Buergin's book by the controversial revisionist 
	periodical, The Barnes Review, (Tiffany 2001) didn't include quotes from Buergin or Hubbard, but did include those of Burrows, May, and others.
	
	
	 
	
	Burrows' quotation begins with: 
	
		
		"TBR [The Barnes Review.] 
		managed to reach Mr. Burrows personally at his home in Windsor, Colorado 
		on August 15. He told us that Buergin got his information from Harry 
		Hubbard and Rick Flavin, 'both of whom are high school dropouts. Hubbard 
		is trying to sell stock in a company called Ptolemy Productions, but has 
		been on the run from the police for selling fraudulent stock for over a 
		year. Flavin is a guy who stole artifacts from a woman in Cadillac, 
		Michigan and who just likes to shoot his mouth off'."
		
	
	
	The feature goes on to include other quotes about Burrows Cave and why those 
	quoted believe in such. Hubbard is never mentioned again in the feature. We 
	are known by the company we keep, "wretched subjects" be damned (Neugebauer 
	1951), certain areas of investigation are uglier than others, and some might 
	suggest I should appreciate Burrows for the undeserved mention. I won't. I 
	don't. 
	
	 
	
	But, I'd gladly send him a buck and half to buy a cheap beer for 
	himself at a local tavern and consider it from me. Burrows is a determined 
	hoaxer and a cheap beer would be the absolute least I could do to 
	acknowledge such. 
	
	I've never been in contact with Buergin, Burrows remains a liar, and the 
	folks at The Barnes Review are invited over to my place (call first) for 
	refreshments and some screaming at the top of my lungs. Burrows has been in 
	touch with Buergin since 1993 (Bürgin and Hayden 1993). 
	
	Wayne May, on a rare visit to his The Ancient American online forum in early 
	November of 1998, decided he'd focus on my possession of Mrs. Benedict's 
	Michigan and Burrows items. 
	
	 
	
	May posted: 
	
		
		"She wants you to call her 
		immediately to arrange for the return of the artifacts she has sent you 
		on loan. She wants to know why you have not responded to her letters. If 
		you need her address let me know and I will e-mail it to you. Lois says, 
		send her artifacts without delay!" 
	
	
	Letters from Lois Benedict? 
	
	 
	
	She was legally blind, at this time, and needed 
	a magnifying glass to read. It had been almost two years since she'd written 
	me and while her nurses and living assistants were certainly capable of 
	producing letters in her name, I doubt any were composed and somehow lost in 
	the mail on their way to me. 
	
	 
	
	We talked on the telephone when her health was 
	up to it. May knew my home address, telephone number, and personal e-mail 
	information. However, privately contacting me wouldn't have been near as 
	much fun as public innuendo. 
	
	I posted in reply: 
	
		
		"Wayne, I don't know what 
		you're talking about. Lois has contacted you on a couple of occasions as 
		part of her investigation of your Mormon-Nazi-Burrows Cave publication. 
		Your pathetic attempt to move away from the LIES of Burrows, the 
		neo-Nazi past of your EDITOR, and your disregard for manners (dude, you 
		could have called or e-mailed me), compels me to ...say, f*ck you. 
		
		 
		
		You, your queer, sick, nazi, 
		mormon, asshole buddies... F*ck your lies... My family, my friends, my 
		country will not stand for your stink... There... Be warned..." 
	
	
	Okay, not some of my finest work, but I tried. I was genuinely surprised at 
	the continuation of the accusations that somehow my possession of Mrs. 
	Benedict's Michigan and Burrows items was wrong or illegal. I shouldn't have 
	been. 
	
	May took the time for a reply, posting: 
	
		
		"Dear Dick: Do you deny ever 
		receiving these artifacts from your trusted friend Lois Benedict? You 
		have spoken of these 'fake michigan' relics to myself about two 
		conversations over the past year. Was this all a lie? Did you or did you 
		not test a burrows cave artifacts also? Or is this a lie also?" 
	
	
	He then went on to request I never respond on his online forum again, 
	promised to send a copy of my "denial" to Mrs. Benedict, and guessed,
	
		
		"She will probably swearout 
		[sic] a warrant for your theft and Lois and I know that you don [sic] 
		indeed have the artifacts." 
	
	
	After another reply of mine (a forgettable ditty ending with 
	"I'm going to 
	have the time of my LIFE cleaning up this crap..."), Burrows enjoined with:
	
	
		
		"War! Well now, this could 
		get interesting but, I think you are attempting to run a bluff. .... 
		Mean time, how many more little old ladies have you ripped off, and them 
		in nursing homes yet. I think you are just a slug and a bum who lives 
		off of young women until they get tired of your mooching and run you 
		off, Then you go rip off little old ladies in nursing homes. 
		
		 
		
		For shame, for shame. I guess 
		I had better get in touch with Lois benedict myself and urge her to 
		swear out a warrant for you. Yep! Like I said. Those cons in Jackson 
		State Prison are just gonna love you. Heck, you might like that, from 
		what I hear." 
	
	
	It's dedication like this that rates a cheap shot to go along with that 
	cheap beer. Burrows' mention of the Jackson prison, first built in 1838 
	(then billed as the world's largest prison) is interesting. So, according to 
	Burrows and May, I'm a thief. One day, I'll laugh about it. 
	
	Twenty-odd years earlier, Lois Benedict had acquired several "Michigan 
	Relics" from the daughter of a principal participant of the hoax and, later, 
	traded one to Wayne May in exchange for a Burrows' 'cave' inscribed stone. 
	
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: The correspondence between Benedict and May about whose artifact was 
	fake reveals the worst of diffusionist silliness.] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	May wanted the rest of 
	Mrs. Benedict's collection and, predictably, Burrows wanted to know exactly 
	where all his handiwork was. It took three telephone calls (to an 
	assisted-living nurse, a hospital, and a nursing home), before I got a 
	message through for Mrs. Benedict to call me. She did, it was a nice and 
	upbeat conversation, and I offered to send her items back, but said I might 
	be able to arrange for more testing, if I had more time. 
	
	 
	
	Mrs. Benedict 
	agreed I should hang on to her Michigan and Burrows items and do my best. 
	I'm not sure I've done my best. 
	
	Since Leonard Nimoy's syndicated television series In Search Of... "Lost 
	Vikings" episode, in 1978, diffusionists have been eager to work with film 
	crews. Bill McGlone and Phil Leonard assisted in the making of History on 
	the Rocks (Monahan 1985), a television documentary about their work in 
	southeastern Colorado. Some have claimed (wrongly) that PBS science-editor, 
	Evan Hadingham, was reprimanded after 1987's Nova: "Secrets of the Lost Red 
	Paint People," which suggested early diffusion may have occurred in both 
	directions across the Atlantic. 
	
	 
	
	Neil Steede, an archaeologist with strong 
	diffusionist leanings, jumped at the chance to work on B.C. Video's, The 
	Mysterious Origins of Man, aired as an NBC Network Special and hosted by 
	Charlton Heston (Cote 1996). And, as these things go, there's always talk of 
	this special or that documentary being done by this television network or 
	that cable company. 
	
	 
	
	Occasionally, short episodes with a diffusionist theme 
	make it to a program on The History or Discovery Channels. Sometimes a 
	production group can be a guy, a camera, a telephone, and a get-rich-quick 
	scheme. It's all about easier ways to make money and those involved with the 
	Burrows Cave hoax have long sought the excitement of "Lights, camera; now 
	film me while I count my money!" 
	
	Now, I can appreciate a nice check as much as the next person, and I wasn't 
	displeased (at first) when a co-author took a previously published feature, 
	rewrote parts of it, and sold it for some respectable change in early 1999 
	(Flavin and Strubbe 1996). 
	
	 
	
	Historic Traveler was a top-notch publication (no 
	longer printed separately--currently used as an "insert" in history-related 
	magazines from its publishers), I worked closely with an editor in getting 
	proper maps and directions to controversial sites, and the professional 
	quality of production (paper and printing) made me proud to have contributed 
	to a feature which favorably addressed diffusionist issues (though I later 
	discovered some poor research on the part of my co-author). 
	
	 
	
	Burrows bought a 
	copy at a local bookstore, congratulated me, but teased about my name being 
	listed as second in the feature's shared byline. He called a couple of days 
	later and informed me of the passing of Bill McGlone. 
	
	 
	
	He said, 
	
		
		"I'm sorry for the loss of 
		your friend." 
	
	
	Things were starting to move quickly in early 
	1999 and Burrows wasn't concerned with what I might write about his antics 
	and the Burrows Cave hoax. He went about his business of separating fools 
	from their money. 
	
	Burrows had been receptive to taking money from film production companies 
	for many years. However, small, independent companies, like Najor 
	Productions from Indiana (Heck 2001), lacked up-front grease, though Burrows 
	often dropped their name like a teenager might brag about bumping into a 
	celebrity at a shopping mall. 
	
	 
	
	Other companies approached Burrows, but were 
	either too worldly and wily to advance Burrows any money for "exclusive 
	rights" to a non-existent cave, or too wacky for even Burrows' dysfunctional 
	standards, i.e., the racist Christian preacher, Arnold Murray. 
	
	 
	
	Yet, 
	perseverance often will out and Burrows finally got himself a few bucks from 
	
		
		"Wayne May, Ralph Wolak of Fox Publications and three other investors" by 
	taking them out into the woods and saying "This is the cave! (Uncredited 
		1999)." 
	
	
	And, faithful to his nature, Burrows immediately denied revealing 
	the "true" location of the "cave" to May and Wolak, and said the "real cave" 
	was elsewhere. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: A curious antecedent to May and Wolak securing a 
	signed agreement with Burrows, concerns the reporting in AA #25 of fantastic 
	archaeological discoveries in southern Illinois caves. An article (May 1998) 
	states that a landowner claims he discovered pottery which "suggested 
	Phoenician manufacture," a 'magnificent, metal shield," and a medieval metal 
	axe, probably from "Western Europe." Three accompanying photographs were 
	copyrighted by "Ralph Wolak, John King Productions, Escondido, California, 
	August, 1998."] 
	 
	
	
	
	So, to re-cap: Burrows claims there's a "real cave," which he discovered in 
	1982, there's also a "decoy cave," and then some spots he just out and out 
	lied about. Hubbard is apparently digging up some poor guy's backyard in the 
	vicinity of the "decoy cave." And now, with typical Mormon historical 
	aplomb, Wayne May (May 1999a, p. 34) has a signed document from Burrows 
	which alleges the existence of a "cave" somewhere in southern Illinois. 
	
	 
	
	Ralph Wolak is listed as "Advertising Manager" in The Ancient American 
	credits from # 23, April/May 1998 through #29, October/November 1999 
	(thereafter, publisher Wayne N. May takes a nod for that position). The "three other investors"? Fools, would be the only safe guess. 
	
	At about the same time Burrows was leading May and Wolak around in the 
	woods, The Ancient American had an issue on-sale (Vol. 4, No. 27, April/May 
	1999) which listed the "Ho-Chunk Nation, Dept. of Heritage Preservation, 
	Cultural Resources Division, Black River Falls, Wisconsin," as "Advisors" to 
	the magazine. 
	
	 
	
	I deny reports of explosive diarrhea upon reading this, but 
	will admit I was shocked at the apparent endorsement by the 
	Winnebago/Ho-Chunk. I'd some prior dealings with the Ho-Chunk about May's 
	magazine, its blatant Mormon bias, its attempted manipulation of local 
	(Wisconsin) Native American prehistory, as in the efforts of Scherz and his 
	Ancient Earthworks Society and Joseph 'Collin' and his ongoing "investigation" of Rock Lake, as well as the involvement of a couple of its 
	members in the Burrows Cave hoax. 
	
	 
	
	The representative from the Cultural 
	Resources Division I spoke with remembered my previous calls, made 
	arrangements that The Ancient American would never list the Ho-Chunk Nation 
	as an "Advisor" again, and we commiserated about those "couple" of members 
	who'd bought into the Burrows' Cave hoax. 
	
	Hearing the sounds of another game about to begin, other gamblers joined 
	May's investigation. Glenn Kimball, a New Age revisionist author and dealer 
	in photocopies of photocopies of alleged ancient manuscripts, spreads the 
	good news that May has located a repository of mystical writings in southern 
	Illinois, and Robert Ghostwolf (a.k.a. Robert Franzone), a New Age shyster 
	and author who exploits Native American themes, believes May will soon 
	re-discover a "cave of the ancestors," or some such silliness. 
	
	 
	
	According to 
	court documents, May was penniless in July of 1998 (Mooney 1998). 
	
	 
	
	A year 
	later, May was macking with his crew (Rule Number Nine). 
	
	In April of 1999, I received a series of e-mails inviting me to a corner a 
	few blocks away from where I lived. The e-mails were signed "Yuri Yurin" and 
	sent from 'excite.com', a provider of anonymous e-mail accounts. Anyone who 
	knew my mailing address, was computer savvy and capable of registering for 
	an anonymous e-mail account, could certainly type my street address into a 
	map-finder, which are easily found on many search engines. It was creepy. 
	
	
	 
	
	None of my friends would do such a thing. Enemies? Right. My guess was, and 
	remains, Hubbard. And, I mentioned this to the police after they advised me 
	to skip the meeting, though I went ahead, anyway, and wasted a half-hour 
	waiting for someone to show up. 
	
	That summer, Hubbard went on a road-trip with his cat. He said he had a 
	lighting or sound gig for a week in New Jersey (?) with Ted Neeley (of 
	Jesus 
	Christ Superstar infamy), working on, I believe, rehearsals for Rasputin, 
	The Musical. On his way to the rehearsals, he stopped at Mooney's, in 
	Virginia, for the night. Hubbard telephoned me in Massachusetts and invited 
	himself for a visit after the gig was over. 
	
	 
	
	Mooney telephoned the next day 
	and recommended giving the guy a few bucks for a room someplace. There was 
	mention of a lack of hygiene and Mooney felt bad for the cat. 
	
	Over the next week, Hubbard called a few times. 
	
	 
	
	The conversations started 
	innocently enough, banal banter about diffusion, how the rehearsals were 
	going, when I should expect him, and so on. At the end of the rehearsals, he 
	telephoned from somewhere on the road. Civility quickly degenerated into a 
	screaming accusation that I'd stole Lois Benedicts' artifacts and he was 
	driving to my local police station to have me arrested. I hung up. He called 
	back a couple of more times that night, still screaming, then went away. An 
	unbalanced punk, to be sure. 
	
	I spoke with Mrs. Benedict about Hubbard. She was enraged and very worked up 
	as she described Hubbard's rudeness to her on the telephone. Hubbard had 
	apparently screamed something about her artifacts belonging to history and 
	he could go to her local police and have her arrested. I conjectured that 
	Hubbard probably got her telephone number from Wayne May. She suddenly 
	sounded tired and asked that I call back the next night. She said she wanted 
	to talk about Wayne. 
	
	The next night, Lois began by telling me about how May stole one of her 
	books, forgetting we were speaking on the telephone at least twice a week, 
	at the time of the incident. She'd, of course, told me the story several 
	times previously; it was part of her repertoire. It was sad she also forgot 
	about the conclusions reached by the state police. 
	
	 
	
	Of note: 
	
		
		"May did mention to undersigned that he was aware of an incident that had 
	occurred with a Vincent Mooney, when he was accused of taking something from 
	Lois Benedict, when in fact he hadn't. He states apparently this is just 
	another incident that occurred.. 
May states he was allowed to make a 
		copy of 'Ten Tribes of Israel' the book in question, but again he only 
		had a copy given to him by Benedict, which he bound up. This is the only 
		copy he had and again, he did not see the original." 
		
		(State of Michigan Department of State Police Original Incident 
	Report, Incident Number 076-1093-94, dated 5-24-94.) 
	
	
	She told me again about the computer and printer she'd given May's kids at 
	the time of the incident, and I, again, reminded her about the home-made "Thank You" card the kids sent back. Mumbling, she repeated that May 
	probably did steal her book. 
	
	Her voice picked up as she told me of selling her remaining collection of 
	books and ephemera to Wayne May for $30,000. Lois had often bragged about 
	the size of her collection, she considered the construction of a large 
	backyard shed at her last home, but thirty large? I asked her if she meant 
	$3000 and not $30,000, and she agreed at first. 
	
	 
	
	Then, as if reading from a 
	check before her, she went back to $30,000, and mumbled something about 
	getting the check to a bank. She brought up her artifacts, I said I had a 
	couple of favors in the works for possible testing, and we ended the 
	conversation. For a guy who presented himself on paper as a candidate for 
	Medicaid and food stamps, May was macking! 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Still legally blind, Lois 
	could have been holding a check for $30 or $3. Mooney had to sue for his 
	money from May. Another approach would be that May was acting on someone's 
	behalf and the money wasn't his. Perhaps May's new partner, Glenn Kimball, 
	bought the last and bulk of Lois' collection. If so, Kimball may be 
	violating copyright law by selling photocopies of certain rare books through 
	his internet bookstore, as many mss. in Lois' collection were copyrighted 
	photocopies from major universities with printed warnings against further 
	copying.] 
	
	Some weeks later, I got a call about Mrs. Benedict and her artifacts from 
	Marshall Payn, a member of The Epigraphic Society and a mutual acquaintance. 
	He'd offered to pay her airfare from Michigan to Florida and put her up for 
	a couple of weeks. She agreed to come to Florida and asked a favor–would he 
	arrange to have her artifacts mailed to Florida, so she could see them 
	again. I'd spoken with him a few times in the past, usually about the "Michigan Relics" and Burrows Cave, and had even discussed the testing of 
	Mrs. Benedict's artifacts.
	
	
	 
	
	Something felt wrong. 
	
	Marshall informed me that he was in touch with someone who might be willing 
	and able to test the Michigan and Burrows items. He added a qualifier, 
	saying he wouldn't pass Mrs. Benedict's artifacts on without my permission, 
	were I to mail them to him. I then spoke of Lois' health and frail nature, 
	surprised at her agreeing to such a trip. 
	
	 
	
	Marshall was sincere in his offer 
	to Mrs. Benedict, as he's been known to invest in many diffusionist projects 
	and bail certain groups out of financial straights over the years, but he 
	couldn't keep a certain uneasiness out of his voice, as he told of a chemist 
	who was bouncing back and forth from the States to British Columbia, and 
	that he'd only send the artifacts to this chemist, and not to Lois, were she 
	not to come to Florida and only call in her favor, that the artifacts be 
	returned to her. 
	
	 
	
	Something was wrong. 
	
	It was the autumn of 1999 and we favored change, moving toward the new 
	millennium was on everyone's minds, and tomorrow seemed closer than ever. 
	Well, that's my reflection; I've no idea how Lois Benedict remembers our 
	last telephone conversation or even if she still lives. I called her about 
	the offered Florida vacation, we chatted for a bit, and we ended the 
	conversation casual, as if we'd speak again, soon, and often. 
	
	 
	
	Perhaps we'll 
	speak again, one day. 
	
	Her health wasn't good at the time and she admitted to me there would have 
	been no way for her to grab a flight out of Detroit without some serious 
	nursing and ambulatory assistance. I asked about the $30,000 check and the 
	status of her collection. She brought up her artifacts, got misty for a 
	moment, then said there was someone in Michigan who wanted to see them. My 
	suggestion that Wayne May was putting pressure on her to get the artifacts 
	back so he could buy them, may have been out of line. I don't think so. 
	
	
	 
	
	Sure, Lois is regarded as a leading researcher of the Soper/Savage frauds 
	(the "Michigan Relics"), as well as a family and career woman. Although, 
	Lois is likewise regarded by some as an old, wacky broad. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	"Dig ticket" from Lois Benedict's collection of "Michigan Relics," 
	with mention of "North of Detroit" and the "Palmer Woods" area.
	 
	
	 
	
	My many conversations with her about mundane matters made her seem like a 
	member of my family. In her day, she liked to date and have a fun night on 
	the town. 
	
	 
	
	She's Catholic and possesses a quiet contempt for Mormons. We 
	talked about spoiled puppies and how to scrape off chicken fat for gravy, as 
	well as general diffusionist issues and how some groups of inscribed 
	artifacts (Michigan, Iowa, Ohio, and Burrows are easy examples) invariably 
	consist of (poorly executed) religious iconography. 
	
	 
	
	She once taught at a 
	high-school I briefly attended in a suburb of Detroit, and though this was 
	more than ten years before I was there, I readily addressed her with a 
	respect one might afford an old high-school teacher, yet also with casual 
	Michigander honesty. I asked her again about Wayne May and what, if 
	anything, he had to do with her recent concern for her artifacts and my 
	continuing attempts (not the greatest; admitted) to get them tested. 
	
	 
	
	She 
	mumbled off, told me again to do my best, and said she'd talk to me later. 
	It's much later and she still hasn't called. 
	
	In the 1999 October/November issue of The Ancient American, May reported 
	that spring rains had interfered with the Burrows Cave Project (May 1999b). 
	He and his group used the time to tour nearby towns, as well as visit Thelma 
	and Sherman McClain, to "view their collection of artifacts." 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Though 
	Burrows claimed the March 1997 auction was a "fantastic success," apparently 
	the McClains are still stuck with a number of Burrows' carved and inscribed 
	stones (Burrows 1997).] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	May told of meeting a local resident who had 
	discovered a riverbed loaded with the same type of stone used in the vast 
	majority of items alleged to come from Burrows Cave, and published 
	photographs comparing blank stones to an inscribed Burrows Cave stone. 
	
	 
	
	The 
	article introduces the owner of the property, who describes how Burrows 
	often visited the site but always asked for permission first. May concluded 
	he had identified the source of the "mudstones" and then rejected The Kids' 
	theory from AA #16 that the stones came from North Africa where they were 
	originally used as ballast by ships. 
	
	 
	
	Hey, that's stepping forward and being 
	responsible with new information! Sure. 
	
	The stone used as an illustration for May's piece was the same stone Joseph 
	'Collin' touted in AA #17 (Joseph 'Collin' 1997a) as evidence that Burrows' 
	Cave could no longer be handily dismissed. Joseph 'Collin' relies on the 
	opinion of an Illinois lapidarist and gemologist who concluded the stone is 
	"probably from Olmec, Mexico, judging from its characteristic 'were-jaguar' 
	facial features." 
	
	 
	
	So, enquiring minds want to know; which is it? Is this 
	"finished" piece, an "evocative, black, pendent-like stone sculpture," which 
	is said to have come from Burrows Cave, originally from Mexico? Or was it 
	made in southern Illinois two thousand years ago? Or sometime in the 1980s? 
	It doesn't matter; The Ancient American was just getting started with their 
	menu of choices. 
	
	The December 1999 issue of The Ancient American made me very sad. It 
	featured a lead-story entitled, "An Ancient North African Treasure-Trove in 
	Southern Illinois (Joseph 'Collin' 1999)." 
	
	 
	
	The cover announced "Hebrews in 
	1st Century Illinois," an idea which must have appealed to the magazine's 
	Mormon publisher, as well as many of its Mormon readers. Joe Smith (the 
	author of the Book of Mormon was murdered in Illinois in 1844, and Mormon 
	doctrine holds that ancient Hebrews sailed to the New World. 
	
	 
	
	The story told 
	by Joseph 'Collin' combined theories of Al the Great by The Kids 
	(Schaffranke 'Kelly' 1997) and Cyclone Covey's speculation about King Juba 
	(Covey 1997; 1998), yet no credit is shared. And, most disturbingly, Joseph 
	'Collin' draws attention to various items alleged to have been removed from 
	Burrows Cave which he believes depict blacks who had undergone "ritual 
	scarification." Jews, blacks, and Illinois? Written by one of America's most 
	infamous neo-Nazis? In a publication put out by a Mormon? 
	
	 
	
	Right. It's a 
	coincidence... 
	
	The next issues of The Ancient American featured a steady stream of articles 
	which either dealt with Burrows Cave or were written by those closely 
	associated with perpetuating the hoax. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Burrows 2000; Covey 2000a, 
	2000b, 2000c, 2000d; Kimball 2000; May 2000; May and Bennett 2000; Redcloud 
	2000; Scherz 2000.] 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	No real surprise here. Burrows' 'cave' and The Ancient 
	American have always had a close relationship. I'm thinking something a 
	little closer than the concept of "kissin' cousins," as Burrows may have 
	been one of the original investors who put up $5000 each (like Mooney) to 
	launch the magazine. Or maybe he paid with his carved and inscribed stones.
	
	
	In early 2000, I took Mrs. Benedict's Michigan and Burrows items to have 
	them photographed by Malcolm Pearson. One of the first and most influential 
	investigators into American diffusionist theories, Pearson's photographs 
	were featured in The Ruins of Great Ireland in New England (by William B. 
	Goodwin, Boston: Meador Press, 1946). 
	
	 
	
	He had owned Mystery Hill-America's 
	Stonehenge at one time and was instrumental in the founding of the Early 
	Sites Foundation (later, the Early Sites Research Society) and NEARA. His 
	classic photographs of New England enigmas like Dighton Rock and the Spirit 
	Pond rune-stones are essential archival examples of diffusionist studies. 
	
	
	 
	
	Pearson didn't think much of the workmanship of the Michigan and Burrows 
	items he photographed. I gave him twenty bucks to cover the cost of the film 
	and a copy of the current The Ancient American. Pearson did a nice job with 
	the lighting and I got him to autograph my copy of the Goodwin book. 
	
	 
	
	Okay, 
	so I got over on that one. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	Both sides of an inscribed stone from "Burrows Cave." 
	Photos by Malcolm D. Pearson, 2000.
	 
	
	 
	
	The testing of Mrs. Benedict's Michigan and Burrows items remained 
	problematic. I struck up a correspondence with an associate professor in 
	chemistry at Harvard, for whom investigating fantastic archeology claims was 
	a hobby, and took him the items to examine. 
	
	 
	
	It was another waste of time, as 
	the items were so blatantly fraudulent, most professionals wouldn't invest a 
	dime of time in testing. Well, that, and he only had a temporary, two-year 
	appointment to Harvard and lacked the clout and connections to get things 
	done. He said he once took his visiting mother to Widener Library, but as 
	she wasn't student or staff, and he was only a temp-prof, she was refused 
	admittance. 
	
	Over the summer of 2000, I realized that I'd probably stay in the Boston 
	area for the foreseeable future, and began scouting around for new digs. By 
	Halloween, I'd moved into an apartment in Salem, and shortly afterwards had 
	mailed Mrs. Benedict's items to Neil Steede. I haven't seen Mrs. Benedict's 
	Michigan and Burrows items since November 2000 and am unsure of their 
	present whereabouts. It wasn't supposed to happen like that. 
	
	I had my first chat with Steede in 1990 after Barry Fell recommended I 
	contact him concerning some photographs of marked bricks from Comalcalco, 
	Mexico. Fell had interpreted a series of marks and a sketch of a man to be 
	Numidian for "Jesus, Protector" and the sketch to be that of Jesus (Fell 
	1988a). 
	
	 
	
	Oh, and another brick had marks which looked a little like Hebrew 
	letters atop a series of tally-notations, suggesting use as a calendar or 
	navigational device (Fell 1988b). My research into the Jesus Narrative and astro-myth (Flavin 1994b) was going full swing, so I telephoned Steede and 
	asked to purchase copies of photographs of the two marked bricks. I got a 
	long story about investors, copyrights, originals, dupes, and Fell's filing 
	habits. 
	
	 
	
	Not too long after Fell passed away in 1994, Steede received the 
	photographs from Fell's estate, and made me copies. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: After Fell, Steede is a little less confident the marks on the bricks at Comalcalco are 
	inscriptions, and now suggests the "calendar" notations might have been used 
	in a Native American game of some sort.] 
	 
	
	
	
	In our five years of conversations prior to his 1999 passing, Bill McGlone 
	always had good things to say about Steede. A student of Alexander von 
	Wuthenau (Von Wuthenau 1975, p. 51), Neil worked on digs in Central and 
	South America, often at sites where he believed he detected evidence of 
	diffusion and some pre-Columbian contact between the Old and New worlds.
	
	
	 
	
	Though a Reformed Mormon (RLDS, now 
	"Community of Christ"), Steede doesn't 
	appear to be either practicing or a supporter of Mormon revisionist history. 
	Jim Whittall also thought highly of Neil and, before he died in late 1998, 
	handed over the reigns of the Early Sites Research Society (now called ESRS 
	West). Since his success with the NBC program (Cote 1996), Steede has 
	suffered substantial vision loss which qualifies him as legally blind. 
	
	
	 
	
	Nowadays, it seems he spends more time lecturing than in the field. He was 
	often out of town when I called, but we stayed in touch on an irregular 
	basis. 
	
	I'd also spoken with Neil on a couple of occasions about getting Mrs. 
	Benedict's Michigan and Burrows items tested, but he didn't know of anyone 
	to suggest at the time. Then, one day, I got a call from him concerning a 
	chemist who was visiting Independence, MO (where Steede lives), and who 
	might be interested in testing the items. 
	
	 
	
	I don't remember clearly, but I 
	believe it was the same fellow from British Columbia that Payn had in mind. 
	Neil said the chemist would be around for five days. I thought about it for 
	a couple of days (thereby wasting the chance to mail cheaply), then spent 
	twenty-one bucks to ship the items overnight. Dumb move. 
	
	When I called the next evening to see if he'd received the items, Neil said 
	that he arrived at the post office late, it was closed, and he would go pick 
	them up the next day. I didn't speak with Steede again for several months 
	and, even then, it was about other matters and Mrs. Benedict's items weren't 
	mentioned. I kept waiting for him to call, tell me about the testing, and 
	return the items. 
	
	 
	
	Wish in one hand and do what in the other? 
	
	Over the last year, due in large part to the many appearances on various 
	crackpot talk-radio shows by Frank Joseph 'Collin', Wayne May, and Glenn 
	Kimball, with even the rare interview with Russ Burrows himself, the 
	Burrows' Cave hoax has reached a wider audience than ever before. 
	Apparently, radio-shows help sell books, magazines, and, among other things, 
	also promote upcoming appearances at meetings, lectures, conventions, etc. 
	
	
	 
	
	In addition, due to the inherent nature of crackpot talk-radio, such 
	syndicated wacky programs as Art Bell's "Coast to Coast" show, Rob 
	McConnell's "The X-Zone," Laura Lee, Jeff Rense, and Peter Weissbach's "The 
	Quest," all assist in disseminating crap. It's been a marriage from The 
	Twilight Zone, this union of crooked, agenda-driven, extreme diffusionists 
	and crackpot radio-shows. They were made for each other. 
	
	Much of the recent hype about Burrows' Cave has originated with Kimball. 
	Another crackpot and, like Austin Powers, an international man of mystery, 
	as Kimball claims a Ph.D., says he taught at an Illinois university, cites a 
	personal epiphany in South America and a revealed calling for selling crap 
	books about fictional accounts of the childhood of Jesus, as well as any 
	other wacky book or publication about unorthodox, apocryphal, or religious 
	scam-theories he can make a buck on. 
	
	 
	
	He's said, 
	
		
		"My job is to raise the 
	consciousness of the world to the ancient texts." 
	
	
	An e-mail (Kimball 2001a) 
	from his internet bookstore announced: 
	
		
		"We are so excited we can't hardly stand ourselves. Wayne is leaving for the 
	cave site with the mining engineers tomorrow. They will resurvey the site 
	and pick the exact spot for the drill. On Aug. 29th they will drill a two 
	inch hole to the cavern opening. Then they will use that two inch drill 
	casing as a ruler for the heavy equipment to dig a six by six hole from the 
	side into the cavern. 
		 
		
		They are using heavy mining 
		equipment and not your run of the mill backhoe etc. They estimate it 
		will take just a couple of days to get the hole opened. Then they will 
		air the cave out with giant fans. Then we will use artificial mining 
		oxygen masks to enter the site for a preliminary survey of the interior. 
		We should know by the second week in September if we have struck paydirt 
		or not. I just spoke to Art Bell's producer and they will be doing live 
		updates once we verify the site's value." 
	
	
	Clearly Kimball is easily excited. He claims he's one of Art Bell's most 
	popular guests and to have sold more books because of his appearances on "Coast to Coast" than any other guest. 
	
	Some of Kimball's appeal may derive from his attacks on others. Robert 
	Ghostwolf apparently crossed paths with Kimball before Burrows' Cave (I'm 
	sure lots of cat-fights take place along the wacky circuit of convention 
	appearances and radio-shows), but once Ghostwolf (admittedly of mixed 
	descent) got involved with the Burrows Cave hoax, Kimball lashed out with: 
	
		
		"He claims he will have his 
		'Indian buddies there on site for the cave opening. He knows darn well 
		that we have already invited the representatives of the Indian nations 
		long before he got involved. If he brings his closest relatives the 
		Italians have nothing to do with the site." 
	
	
	This is either a patently ethnic slur or a cryptic reference to the 
	background of an early "landowner" of Burrows Cave, a gangster named "Tony" 
	from Chicago and St. Louis, as claimed at one time by Burrows. It doesn't 
	matter. It's a slam and contributes to his image. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: See Kimball 2001b 
	reference below for a quote by Kimball about Hubbard. Also, Burrows has 
	reported on the Ancient Lost Treasures/Burrows Cave ezboard forum that 
	Robert J. Franzone (a.k.a. Robert Ghostwolf) passed away Dec. 21, 2005.] 
	 
	
	
	
	Kimball is at ease with the Burrows Cave hoax and seems to be good buds with 
	Wayne May, as they lecture and appear together in public often. His busy 
	schedule must have kept him from a wacky-topic 2001 event in Austria which 
	featured Burrows, Scherz, May, and Neil Steede. I knew about the conference 
	months in advance, though it recently came as a surprise to learn Mrs. 
	Benedict's Michigan and Burrows items were also featured. 
	
	I attended and spoke at the 2001 ISAC Annual Conference, met with Neil 
	Steede, and learned the items were on display in Austria.
	
	
	 
	
	We smoke the same 
	brand of cigarettes, Marlboro Menthol, and as we talked between lectures, I 
	regarded him as a kindred spirit in flavored solanacea addiction. When he 
	told me of the whereabouts of Mrs. Benedict's items (ignoring his earlier 
	promise to me not to do anything with or pass along the items without 
	informing me first), I was immediately angry. 
	
	 
	
	Neil's a good-sized fellow and 
	if he wouldn't have been legally blind and at a disadvantage, I probably 
	would have reacted differently. I snubbed out one cigarette and lit another. 
	He told me of flying back and sitting next to Russ Burrows on the airplane. 
	After a few hours of silence, according to Steede, he turned to Burrows and 
	asked, 
	
		
		"So, how long does it take 
		you to make one of those artifacts?" 
		
		
		"About three minutes," Burrows answered.
		
	
	
	Great gossip, but I was and remain 
	enraged that Mrs. Benedict's Michigan and Burrows items went to Austria 
	without my permission. 
	
	 
	
	Steede hanging with Burrows and his Boys, not testing 
	Mrs. Benedict's items, and using them as lecture fodder at a wacky-con in 
	Austria is just plain selfish and wrong.
	
	 
	
	 
	
	

	
	A stolen Soper-Savage artifacts and a engraved BC rock 
	
	
	from the Unsolved 
	Mysteries Exhibition Jun. 22-Nov. 4, 2001 in Vienna.
	 
	
	 
	
	At the 2002 ISAC conference I again approached Steede about Mrs. Benedict's 
	artifacts, as I knew they'd been returned from Austria. He didn't answer 
	directly until the day before the conference ended. Finally, Steede said 
	that Marshall Payn had them. I sputtered a couple of questions, variations 
	of how and why, and he just lowered his eyes and suggested I needed "...to 
	speak with Marshall." Great.
	
	 
	
	I had to lean on some old rich guy in a 
	wheelchair who had been suffering from polio or some such disease his entire 
	life. Others had confidentially warned me about Steede and his lack of 
	trustworthiness when it came to money or any endeavors which involve money, 
	but I'd never heard so much as an unkind word said about Payn (except a 
	warning from McGlone that with his cash reserves he shouldn't be crossed). 
	
	
	 
	
	As the thirsty gathered at the hotel bar after the keynote address (given by Payn), I decided to let the matter go for the time being and informed Payn 
	that I'd telephone him at his home in Florida in a couple of days. He smiled 
	and said he was looking forward to the call. 
	
	NEARA's "Across Before Columbus? Plus Ten: 1992-2002" conference took place 
	a week after ISAC and many of the same speakers attended both. The night 
	before the NEARA conference I picked Steede up at Logan airport and we 
	stopped for steak and cheese subs before I drove him to the Waltham hotel. I 
	told him that my telephone conversation the week before with Payn had barely 
	lasted a minute, as Payn denied having Mrs. Benedict's artifacts and 
	suggested I talk further with the person I gave them to, Neil Steede. 
	
	 
	
	He 
	said "Damn him" a couple of times and mumbled something about working things 
	out. I was dealing with lying punks left and right. The good amateurs were 
	just as pathetic as the bad amateurs. Could it get worse? I'd been so 
	absorbed in Steede and the artifacts that I'd forgotten it was the night of 
	Oct. 31st, Halloween, and driving home to Salem was going to take much 
	longer than I planned. 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	[Note: Someday I'll find out what happened to Mrs. 
	Benedict's artifacts. As I have the "dig-ticket" she provided for the 
	Michigan Relics it may be assumed that whoever bought them from Steede 
	doesn't care about history, just collecting. I'm sad, now. Soon, I'll get 
	angry.] 
	 
	
	
	
	In a 2001 issue of The Ancient American, Wayne May announced that he's no 
	longer searching for "Burrows' Cave," as that name should belong to Burrows 
	and any endeavor Burrows is involved in (May 2001). So, May has renamed the 
	site he's digging as the "Tombs of Embarras," after the nearby Embarras 
	River.
	
	
	 
	
	He also distances his magazine and Wolak's 
	"Discovery Resources" 
	(company number three?) from Hubbard and Robert Ghostwolf at the beginning 
	and end of the article. A "Ho Chunk Elder" is mentioned as scheduled to be 
	present when he enters the "tunnel system," to represent Native Americans. 
	
	
	 
	
	Burrows Cave, whether known as 
	"Pharaoh's Cave," "Mystery Cave of Many 
	Faces," the "Lost Tomb of Alexander the Great," or the "Tombs of Embarras," 
	remains a hoax. 
	
	The often perceived heresy of cultural diffusion, or models which suggest 
	transoceanic and inter-societal contact between the Old and New worlds 
	before Columbus, continues to inspire its champions. Pre-Columbiana: A 
	Journal of Long-Distance Contacts and the post-Fell ESOP both combine 
	credibility with controversy. 
	
	 
	
	The diffusion model has received such popular 
	exposure as the cover-article in a recent The Atlantic Monthly (Stengel 
	2000) and with the odd suggestion by Smithsonian archaeologist, Dennis 
	Stanford, that Solutrean Europeans may have tip-toed across the North 
	Atlantic and inspired the Native American "Clovis" culture. The continuing 
	arguments put forth by Prof. Carl Johannessen about New World plants in an 
	early Old World context, as well as Neilsen's ongoing work on the Kensington 
	Rune Stone, are intellectually vibrant and challenging while showing promise 
	of good work and debate to come. 
	
	 
	
	Burrows' Cave? The efforts of The Ancient 
	American? 
	
	 
	
	Talk-radio silliness, financially motivated fraud, outrageous 
	religious agendas, and amateur historical revisionism is what this is all 
	about. It's never been about history or science. It's about fools. And, I've 
	added to the foolishness by suffering the lies of Russell Burrows and his 
	associates. It's time for me to climb out of Burrows Cave. 
	 
	
	
	
	[Note: A recent story in the Chicago Reader (Huebner 2002a) about 
	"The Waubansee Stone" featured Frank Joseph, editor of The Ancient American, who 
	"didn't actually view the Waubansee Stone till the early 1980s, when he 
	embarked on a career in 'cultural diffusionist' studies..." Right. Frank 
	Collin, neo-Nazi and pedophile, gets out of jail and becomes 'Frank Joseph'. 
	I wrote the Chicago Reader and expressed my disappointment (Flavin 2002). 
	The author's reply was pure wiggle (Huebner 2002b) and a columnist reasoned 
	"that when someone starts out life as a Nazi, there's nowhere to go but up 
	(Miner 2002)." Ouch.] 
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	
	
	Summary 
	
		
		"So long as human nature 
		remains the same, it may be presumed that men will be ready to believe 
		what they wish to believe, and that no hoax will be too preposterous to 
		be without a following." 
		
		From "A Persistent Forgery," by F. 
	Kelsey, American Anthropologist, Vol. 33, No. 1, 1911, pp. 26-31; quoted on 
	p. 188 in Williams 1991. 
	
	
	As the twentieth anniversary of the Burrows Cave hoax passed without a 
	notice, skepticism remains a whisper in a room filled with loud-mouthed 
	believers and con-men. The continuation of the hoax and its real threat of 
	becoming an inextricable bit of contemporary American folklore (like Elvis 
	sightings), is due to the laziness of academics, professionals, and 
	officials who could have long ago exposed the fraud and demonstrated the 
	recent manufacture of the items. A cave? Go read Plato. 
	
	 
	
	The only cave 
	Burrows discovered was in his mind. 
	
	It should begin and end with the thousands of items Burrows claims he 
	removed from a cave, but it doesn't. The items are modern and Burrows is a 
	liar. If scholars like Cyclone Covey and the late Joe Mahan see a validation 
	of their own diffusionist efforts in the Burrows' 'cave' items, it shouldn't 
	matter, as the items are modern and Burrows is a liar. If The Kids claim to 
	be able to read the various ancient scripts used on the Burrows' 'cave' 
	items as Etruscan or some form of Latin, it shouldn't matter, as the items 
	are modern and Burrows is a liar. 
	
	 
	
	If May and Kimball want to join The Kids 
	and dig up backyards in southern Illinois looking for a fantastic cave, it 
	shouldn't matter, because there is no cave and Burrows is a liar. It 
	shouldn't matter, but it does. 
	
	Exploiting a common psychological need to believe in something other than 
	the consensual, Burrows and his Boys have made strange bedfellows of certain 
	cultural diffusionists, Mormons, Nazis, UFO-idiots, paranormal nuts, and 
	some fools who have difficulty hanging on to their money. The hoax takes 
	advantage of the steady growth of Christian fundamentalism and creationist 
	pseudoscience in America. 
	
	 
	
	A significant byproduct of these movements (i.e., 
	creationism and prayer in school, anti-abortion and anti-gay rights) has 
	been their alignment with such extreme nonconformist groups as 
	anti-government and militia organizations, historical revisionists, and 
	racists. 
	
	 
	
	A typical comment found on various online message-boards after a 
	mention of Burrows Cave on a crackpot talk-radio show, would be: 
	
		
		"See, I always knew there was 
		something we weren't being told." 
	
	
	Belief in the 
	fantastic, or our "demon-haunted world," to quote the late Carl Sagan, 
	should be receding in contemporary culture, but it isn't. It seems to be 
	more popular than ever. 
	
	The failure to put an end to the Burrows Cave hoax must be shared by many 
	(as I can only handle so much). Though skepticism of pseudoarchaeological 
	claims is being taught at a few colleges, several fine books remain in-print 
	which deal with these topics, and the skeptic magazines sometime publish on 
	pseudoarchaeology (though it's often Old World), the standard "Every 
	newspaper publishes an astrology column, but few publish a column about 
	astronomy," holds true. 
	
	 
	
	On television, radio, and in the print and electric 
	media, the appeal is for what might be possible, not for what never could 
	be. Of course, P. T. Barnum was right, but America should do its best to 
	protect its fools from the likes of Burrows. 
	
	Extraordinary claims usually require extraordinary proof, though in the case 
	of the Burrows' Cave hoax any proof would do, if such a thing was possible. 
	The items alleged to have been removed from Burrows' Cave are modern, there 
	is no cave, and Burrows is a liar.
	
	
	 
	
	Elvis must be somewhere having a good 
	laugh. 
	
	 
	
	
	
	
	Selected bibliography and references 
	 
	
	 
	
	Abbreviations: 
	
		
			
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				AA -- The Ancient American Magazine 
				 
- 
				
				AIAR Newsletter -- American Institute for Archaeological Research Newsletter
				 
- 
				
				ESOP -- Epigraphic Society Occasional Papers 
				 
- 
				
				ISAC Report -- Institute for the Study of Ancient Cultures Report
				 
- 
				
				LMS Newsletter -- Louisiana Mounds Society Newsletter
				 
- 
				
				MAES Newsletter -- Occasional Newsletter of The Mid-Atlantic Epigraphic 
	Society  
- 
				
				MES Journal -- Midwestern Epigraphic [Society] Journal
				 
- 
				
				MES Newsletter -- Midwestern Epigraphic [Society] Newsletter
				 
- 
				
				NEARA Journal -- New England Antiquities Research Association Journal.
				 
		
			- 
			
			Allison, Harold. 1994. Personal communication between Allison and Richard 
	Flavin, July, 1994. Allison, a noted Indiana photographer and journalist, as 
	well as being a long time friend of Jack Ward, expressed his revulsion at 
	being asked by Burrows and Ward at an arrowhead convention, to "lie" and 
	claim he'd seen "Burrows' Cave," so "Burrows and Ward could sell their 
	inscribed stones to a young man in a suit."  
- 
			
			Bailey, Charles W. 1988. 
			"Forum: Burrows Cave Artifacts," ESOP, Vol. 17, p. 
	16; reprinted as "The Burrows Cave Artifacts," ESOP, Vol. 19, 1990, p. 99.
			 
- 
			
			Barron, David P. 1997. "Letters to the Editor: Loved our cover photo!," AA, 
	Vol. 3, No. 17, March/April, p.26.  
- 
			
			Barron, David P. 1998a. "Letters to the Editor: Burrows Cave 
			'a cocktail mix 
	of pebbles!'," AA, Vol. 3, No. 22, January/February, p. 8.  
- 
			
			Barron, David P. 1998b. "Letters to the Editor: No Confidence in Burrows 
	Cave," AA, Vol. 3, No. 24, July, August, p. 33.  
- 
			
			Barton, Paul. 1998a. "New Evidence for Ancient Afro-Americans," AA, Vol. 3, 
	No. 22, January/February, pp. 22-26.  
- 
			
			Barton, Paul. 1998b. "Letters to the Editor: Prehistoric Blacks in America," 
	AA, Vol. 3, No. 23, pp. 13 and 14.  
- 
			
			Buchanan, Donal B. 1989a. 
			"Burrows Cave Artifacts," MAES Newletter, #2, May 
	1, p. 1.  
- 
			
			Buchanan, Donal B. 1989b. 
			"Heads Up!," MAES Newsletter, #3, Nov. 15, p.1.  
- 
			
			Buchanan, Donal B. 1990. 
			"Ancient World Conference, MAES Newsletter, #4, 
	Oct. 9, p. 1.  
- 
			
			Buchanan, Donal B. 1991. 
			"The True Believer Syndrome," MAES Newsletter, #5, 
	June 23, p. 1.  
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			Buchanan, Donal B. 1994. 
			"Robert Pyle to Speak at Mid-Atlantic Meeting," MAES Newsletter, #10, Oct., p. 1.
			 
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			Buchanan, Donal A. 1995. 
			"Clinging to the Lie," MAES Newsletter, #11, April, 
	p. 2.  
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			Buergin, Luc. 1998. Geheimakte Archäologie: unterdräckte Entdeckungen, 
	verschollene Schätze, bizarre Funde. München: Bettendorf'sche Verlagsanstalt 
	(In German).  
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			Bürgin, Luc and Dorthy L. Hayden. 1993. Correspondence initiated by Bürgin 
	for information about Burrows' Cave from Hayden's American Institute for 
	Archaeological Research, dated 13.06.93; two-page reply from Hayden to 
	Bürgin, dated June 24, 1993; follow-up letter by Bürgin, stating: 
			   
				- 
				
				"I am 
	neither a supporter nor a debunker of Russell's claims and so I was a little 
	bit astonished about your recent letter. I sent Russell and Prof. Scherz a 
	copy of your letter just because I was so interested in their answers 
	concerning your arguments. That's all. Sorry if you hadn't agreed with 
	this," dated 13.08.93.    
 
			Available by request. 
			   
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			Burrows, Russell E. 1989a. 
			"Fraudulent Tablet (Letter to Fell)," ESOP, Vol. 
	18, p.326.  
- 
			
			Burrows, Russell. 1989b. 
			"Russell Burrows Answers," LMS Newsletter, No. 28, 
	pp. 1 and 2.  
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			Burrows, Russell E. 1990a. The Discovery of Burrows Cave. Atlanta, IN: Seven 
	Stars, Inc.  
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			Burrows, Russell E. 1990b. 
			"Russell Burrows Writes-Barry Fell Responds 
	(Photocopy of a letter from Burrows to Fell, dated August 6, 1990)," ESOP, 
	Vol. 19, p. 97.  
- 
			
			Burrows, Russell E. 1991a. Quoted in Notes Taken at Meeting of Burrows Cave 
	ad hoc Committee, 12 June 1991, Mahan,/Chapman/ISAC Collection at the Schwob 
	Memorial Library, Columbus State University, Columbus, GA; "John Ward at 
	present has 354 artifacts from the cave. He once had about 2000. He is 
	believed to have sold a number of them. A lady friend of Russ's (antique 
	dealer?) has 1000 which are 'safe' according to Russ."  
- 
			
			Burrows, Russell E.. 1991b. 
			"Follow-Ups: Burrows Cave Correspondence," LMS 
	Newsletter, No. 43, November 15, pp. 2 and 3.  
- 
			
			Burrows, Russell E. 1994. 
			"Extremely Insulting!," LMS Newsletter, 
	Unnumbered, March, p. 5.  
- 
			
			Burrows, Russell E. 1995a. 
			"Ancient Pirate Treasure In Illinois?," AA, Vol. 
	2, No 11, October/November. pp. 40 and 41.  
- 
			
			Burrows, Russell E. 1995b. 
			"Letters to the Editor: Burrows Of Burrows Cave," 
	AA, Vol. 2, No 11, October/November, p. 43.  
- 
			
			Burrows, (Brigadier General) Russell E. 1995c. 
			"The Black Hawk War," MES 
	Journal, Vol. 9, No. 1, pp. 63-65.  
- 
			
			Burrows, (General) Russell E. 1996a. 
			"Illinois State & Federal Laws and 
	Burrows Cave," AA, Vol. 3, No. 13, p. 19.  
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			Burrows, Russel E. 1996b. E-mail fom Burrows to Richard Flavin quoting 
	Hubbard, dated November 5. Available on request.  
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			Burrows, Russel E. 1996c. E-mail from Burrows to Richard Flavin, dated 
	November 20. Available on request.  
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			Burrows, Russel E. 1996d. Personal correspondence from Burrows to Richard 
	Flavin, dated December 6. Available on request.  
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			Burrows, Russell E. 1997. E-mail from Burrows to Richard Flavin, probably 
	forwarded to others, dated 97-03-16. After comments about Flavin being 
	"deranged" and "dropped on his head when a baby," Burrows writes:
			   
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				"Remember 
	also that this GREAT RICK FLAVIN has written about Frank Joseph and his 
	unfortunate past. A past which he has paid dearly for. Renmember [sic] as 
	well that the GREAT RICK FLAVIN has published what he considers the fact but 
	which is infact [sic], the very looney idea that Frank Joseph and I became 
	friends while I worked at Pontiac State Prison and Frank was an inmate. His 
	claim is that Frank and I dreamed up the cave idea there and at that time. 
	The GREAT RICK FLAVIN has a copy of my seperation [sic] papers from Illinois 
	State Service. He knows well that I left there well prior to Frank Joseph's 
	arrival. Remember also that the GREAT RICK FLAVIN made many foolish 
	statements in the past and be assured one and all that I will be sending all 
	of those to you. As soon as I can put all of the foolish, nay, crazy 
	ramblings of this supposed man onto a disc, I will forward that information 
	to each and every member and supporter. The included e-mail (Flavin 1997b) 
	was received AFTER my returning home from the refered [sic] to auction which 
				was a fantastic success."    
 
			Available on request. 
			   
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			Burrows, Russell. 1998a. "Re: Dick Flaverin is heard from again," posted to 
	the Ancient American forum, February 11. Available on request.  
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			Burrows, Russell. 1998b. 
			"Letters to the Editor: Burrows debunks 'ancient 
	bronze sword'," AA, Vol. 3, No. 22, January/February, p.8.  
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			Burrows, Russell. 1998c. 
			"Letters to the Editor: Wannabes on the Edge of 
	Science," AA, Vol. 3, No. 23, April/May, p. 14.  
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			Burrows, Russell. 2000. "Burrows Cave is Opened!," AA, Vol. 5, No. 33, June, 
	p. 8.  
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			Burrows, Russell and Fred Rydholm. 1992. The Mystery Cave of Many Faces. 
	Marquette, MI: Superior Heartland, Inc.  
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			Burrows, Russell, et al (B.C.C. board). 1997. 
			"Letters to the Editor: 
	Permission Denied!," AA, Vol. 3, No. 17, March/April, p. 26.  
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			Chandler, Dana, Bart Henson, and Norman Totten. 2001. Analysis of 
	Coins/Medallions from Burrows' Cave, Private Printing: Auburn, Alabama.
			 
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			Coppens, Filip. 1994. "Letters to the Editor: Burrows Cave" AA, Vol. 1, No. 
	4, January/February, p.18. 
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			Covey, Cyclone. 1975. Calalus: A Roman Jewish Colony in America from the 
	Time of Charlemagne Through Alfred the Great. New York: Vantage Press. 
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			Cote, Bill. 1996. The Mysterious Origins of Man, B.C. Video, Inc., a video 
	documentary produced and directed by Cote, interviews with Michael Cremo, 
	Neil Steede, and others, narrated by Charlton Heston.  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 1991. 
			"Follow-Ups: Burrows Cave Correspondence," LMS 
	Newsletter, No. 42, October 1, pp. 4 and 5.  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 1992. "Preface" in The Mystery Cave of Many Faces(Burrows 
	and Rydholm 1992, pp. xvii - xxiv).  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 1994. 
			"Reflection on Burrows Cave," ISAC Report, Vol. 8, No. 
	5, pp. 3-6.  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 1997. "Letters to the Editor: Responding to Hubbard," AA, 
	Vol. 3, No. 18, May/June, p. 14.  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 1998. "Authenticating Burrows Cave: A response to Alexander 
	P. MacGregor's article in Issue #21," AA, Vol. 3, No. 22, January/February, 
	pp. 10 and 11.  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 2000a. "Pre-Columbian Crucible: The Birthplace of American 
	Civilization," AA, Vol. 5, No. 31, February, pp. 2 and 3, 10 and 11. 
			 
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			Covey, Cyclone. 2000b. "Letters to the Editor: Bring on the caveats!," AA, 
	Vol. 5, No. 31, February, p. 23.  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 2000c. "Pre-Columbian Crucible: The Birthplace of American 
	Civilization - The Second of Three Parts," AA, Vol. 5, No. 32, April, pp. 
	28-31.  
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			Covey, Cyclone. 2000d. "Pre-Columbian Crucible: The Birthplace of American 
	Civilization - The Third of Three Parts," AA, Vol. 5, No. 33, June, pp. 
	29-35.  
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			Deal, David Allen. 1998. 
			"Letters to the Editor: 'That's religion, not 
	science'," AA, Vol. 3, No. 23, April/May, p. 13.  
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			Dexter, Warren W. 1988. "Forum: Dear Editor," ESOP, Vol. 17, pp. 16 and 17.
			 
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			Emerson, Thomas E. 1993. 
			"Burrows Cave (Reply letter from Emerson to Lois D. 
	Benedict, dated October 19, 1992)," ESOP, Vol. 22, p. 20.  
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			Etzenhouser, Rudolf. 1910. Engravings of Prehistoric Specimens from 
	Michigan. U.S.A. (Detroit, MI?). Reprinted 1994, Columbus, GA: ISAC Press.
			 
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			Fell, Barry. 1976. America B.C.: Ancient Settlers in the New World. New 
	York: Quadrangle/The New York Times Book Co.  
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			Fell, Barry. 1987. "Detecting Fraudulent Inscriptions," ESOP, Vol. 16, p. 
	24.  
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			Fell, Barry. 1988a. "A Christian North African Inscription from Comalcalco," 
	ESOP, Vol. 17, pp. 283 and 284.  
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			Fell, Barry. 1988b. "A Punic Calendar from Comalcalco," ESOP, Vol. 17, pp. 
	184-286.  
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			Fell, Barry. 1990a. "Russell Burrows Writes-Fell Responds (Reply to a letter 
	from Burrows to Fell, dated August 6, 1990), ESOP, Vol. 19, p. 97. 
			 
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			Fell, Barry. 1990b. "Epigraphy of the Burrows Cave Tablets," ESOP, Vol. 19, 
	p. 98 and 99.  
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			Flavin, Richard D. 1992. "The Karanovo Zodiac," ESOP, Vol. 20 (dated 1991), 
	pp. 37-42.  
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			Flavin, Richard. 1994a. Affidavit concerning "Frank Joseph" and Frank 
	Collin, dated June, 11. Click here.  
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			Flavin, Richard D. 1994b. "The Zodiacs: Maps of Heaven and History," 
	unpublished paper, privately distributed in 1994, with various changes 
	through 1999. Click here.  
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			Flavin, Richard. 1996a. WOJB's Morning Fire, hosted by Paul DeMain; 
	interview with Richard Flavin concerning Burrows' Cave, 1-24-96. 
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			Flavin, Richard. 1996b. "A Nazi's Progress: Richard Flavin peers into the 
	changing face of Frank Joseph Collin," NewCity (a Chicago weekly), Vol. 11, 
	No. 425, August 15-21, p. 8.  
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			Flavin, R. D. 1997a. "The Many Faces of Frank Collin," The Greenwich Village 
	Gazette (http://www.nycny.com), Feb. 21. Updated in 1999 as "Frank Collin: 
	From neo-Nazi to Hyper-Diffusionist and Witch," Flavin's Corner 
	(http://www.flavinscorner.com/collin.htm).  
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			Flavin, Richard. 1997b. E-mail to Midwest Auction, dated 97-03-15. 
			   
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				"Dear 
	Sirs or Madams: My name is Richard Flavin and I may be reached at 
	xxx-xxxx-xxxx, or by e-mail, at the address shown. This auction is one of 
	impossibilities and you need to be advised of possible legal ramifications 
	from any potential sales. Please be advised that the items you are 
	attempting to sell are modern attempts at an imaginary prehistory for 
	America before Columbus. Your published qualification of 'no guarantee as to 
	authenticity' may not protect you from State and Federal consumer fraud 
	laws. Be advised–Illinois officials, museums, leading archaeologists, and 
	expert validation scientists have dismissed The Burrows' Frauds as very 
	recent efforts, probably all worked after 1976.    
				If you represent The 
				Burrows' Frauds as 'contemporary folk-art,' tax problems are 
				your biggest concern. If you in any way represent The Burrows' 
				Frauds as being even remotely pre-Columbian, please be advised, 
				I, and others, will see this mockery through the courts and 
				require you, the sellers, and the buyers, to settle with State 
				and Federal requirements for actions of Consumer Fraud. Simply 
				saying something may or may not be 'real' is not responsible. 
				The Burrows' Frauds represent an impossibility of ancient 
				confluence. These examples are merely the work of a crude 
				copyist of vague and obscure images. Please don't break the law 
				any further than it already has been broken. Regards, Rick."
				   
 
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			Flavin, Richard. 2002.
			 
			"Letters to the Editor: Secret Identity," Chicago 
	Reader, Vol. 31, No. 16, Sect. 1, p.3. Unedited version:    
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				"To the Editor: 
	Recently the Chicago Reader ran a story about a local enigmatic stone and 
	featured comments by "Frank Joseph," an author, public speaker, and editor 
	of THE ANCIENT AMERICAN magazine. "Joseph" is the pseudonym of Frank Collin, 
	the half-Jewish, ex-neo-Nazi, and convicted pederast, who achieved infamy 
	for, among other things, threatening to march in Skokie. Those who work with 
	"Joseph" (his publishers, radio-talk show hosts, and others) know of his 
	true identity and horrible past, but claim he's a changed man. Today 
	"Joseph" deals with such fantastic topics as Atlantis, UFOs, and specializes 
	in a revisionist history which seeks to minimize the accomplishments of 
	Native Americans and argues for a significant influence by Europeans and 
	other Old World people before Columbus. It's one thing for crackpots to 
	overlook Collin's past, because his interests coincide with their own, and 
	another for the Chicago Reader to use this sicko as an authority. It's a 
	shame his homecoming wasn't better publicized."    
 
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			Flavin, Richard and Bill Strubbe. 1996. "Old Stones and New Meanings," 
	Spirit of Change, Vol. 10, No. 39, September/October, pp. 16-18. Rewritten 
	as "Written In Stone," by Bill Strubbe and Rick Flavin, Historic Traveler, 
	February 1999, pp. 30-35.  
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			Godlewski, Steven. 1993. 
			"Letters to the Editor: Burrows Cave," AA, Vol. 1, 
	No. 3, November/December, p. 28.  
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			Gordon, Cyrus H. 1991. 
			"Follow-Ups: Burrows Cave Correspondence," LMS 
	Newsletter, No. 42, October 1, pp. 6 and 7.  
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			Hansen, Evan. 1995. "Letters to the Editor: Watermelon and Green Cheese," 
	AA, Vol. 2, No. 11, October/November, pp. 42 and 43.  
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			Hart, Carl. 1993. "Letters to the Editor: Burrows Cave," AA, Vol. 1, No. 3, 
	November/December, p. 28.  
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			Hayden, Dorothy L. 1992. 
			"The Burrows Cave Book," AIAR Newsletter, Vol. 8, 
	No.'s 5 & 6, pp. 25 and 26.  
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			Hayden, Dorothy L. 1993. 
			"The Great Burrows Cave Scam," AIAR Newsletter, 
	Vol. 9, No. [Unknown], pp. 13-15.  
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			Heck, Jeff. 2001. Personal correspondence between Heck and Richard Flavin. 
	Available by request.  
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			Hourigan, Virginia. 1987. 
			"Advertisement: Photos From 'Pharaoh's Cave', Illinois," NEARA Journal, Vol. 21, No. 3, Winter, inside back-cover.
			 
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			Huebner, Jeff. 2002a. "The Riddle of the Rock," Chicago Reader, Vol. 31, No. 
	14, Sect. 1, pp. 1 and 16-18.  
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			Huebner, Jeff. 2002b. "Letters to the Editor: Jeff Huebner replies," Chicago 
	Reader, Vol. 31, No. 16, Sect. 1, p.3. Huebner writes: "While I find his 
	past indefensible, I can defend his right to espouse ideas about North 
	American prehistory, as unpopular and far-fetched as they may be." 
			 
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			Hunt, Jean. 1989. 
			"Artifacts Revealed," LMS Newsletter, No. 25, July 15, 
	pp.1-3. 
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			Hunt, Jean. 1992. "Letter 
			to the Editor, ESOP 21," LMS Newsletter, No. 51, 
	September 1, pp. 14 and 15; also in ESOP, Vol. 21, 1992, pp. 20 and 21.
			 
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			Hunt, Jean. 1993. "Book 
			Reviews: Rock Art Pieces from Burrows Cave in Southern Illinois," LMS Newsletter, No. 54, January 1, pp. 8 and 9.
			 
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 1993. 
			"A Most Controversial Site," AA, Vol. 1, No. 
	2, September/October, p. 3.  
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 1994a. 
			"Strong Evidence and Weak Opposition," AA, 
	Vol. 1, No. 5, March/April, p. 5.  
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 1994b. Personal correspondence between Collin and 
	Richard Flavin, dated April 14, 1994. Available on request  
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 1994c. Personal correspondence between Collin and 
	Richard Flavin, dated June 15, 1994; unsigned. Available on request. 
			 
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 1997a. 
			"Is Burrows Cave for real?," AA, Vol. 3. No. 
	16, March/April, pp. 11 and 12.  
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 1997b. "Re: Posting number 2 for this date," AA 
	online forum, June 23; "All I can share with our readers at this point is 
	that it is far greater than I ever imagined and just could not believe my 
	eyes. Of course, a special issue is presently being prepared to disclose 
	what will probably be the final, most significant evidence establishing the 
	site's credibility beyond question." Available on request.  
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 1999. 
			"An Ancient North African Treasure-Trove in 
	Southern Illinois, AA, Vol. 4, No. 30, December, pp. 2-4, 6 and 7. 
			 
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			Joseph 'Collin', Frank. 2001. "The Barnes Review devotes Entire issue to 
	Cultural Diffusuin," AA, Vol. 6, No. 42, November/December, p. 25.
			 
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			Kano, Kazumune V. 1994. Letter from Collin's lawyer to Richard Flavin, dated 
	June, 23, 1994. Available on request.  
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			Kimball, Glenn. 2000. "Giants of the Royal Incas," AA, Vol. 5, No. 34, 
	August/September, pp. 36-38.  
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			Kimball, Glenn. 2001a. E-mail to Kimball's Ancient Manuscripts list, "Glenn 
	Kimball Update on the cave opening in Illinois," dated Thursday, 23 August 
	2001. Available on request.  
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			Kimball, Glenn. 2001b. E-mail to Kimball's Ancient Manuscripts list, "A 
	Message From Glenn Kimball,: dated Wednesday, December 05, 2001. Quote 
	concerning Hubbard:    
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				"That also goes for 
				Harry Hubbard. He is a local treasure hunter in Southern 
				Illinois who thinks that all sites are his. He has his own site 
				that he is excavating. Why he would be concerned with our site 
				is beyond reason. He has nothing to do with our site. His 
				childish critique betrays his character. He merits no further 
				mention. What would he say if we followed him around and 
				published the owners of the ground upon which he is digging He 
				would scream bloody murder. I don't worry about me, but his lack 
				of character could very well hurt the innocent property owners. 
				If he wants a fistfight, I could use ten seconds of exercise. It 
				wouldn't be my first time bouncing a bully. This man not only 
				has no manners, his information is seriously flawed. I have 
				watched this gold sickness affect some otherwise fine people. If 
				any of these men had come to contribute advice or legitimate 
				help we would have listened. The fact that they aren't getting 
				the headlines and are throwing fits all around the country is 
				disgraceful. If there is quantifiable damage inflicted by these 
				men we will suit them. You must all understand that I will never 
				get a coin from the site. My gold is in the film. Some very 
				famous people have bombarded Wayne of late. If you listen to Art 
				Bell you would recognize their names. However, these people 
				don't have anything to do with the site either. Wayne has 
				suggested to them all that they should call me. Linda M. Howe 
				has attempted to get exclusive interviews with Wayne. Wayne told 
				her to call me. She refused to call me. I can only conclude that 
				she wants a story for herself and has no interest in 
				understanding the site itself. This is a competitive business. 
				However, I don't publish stories about crop circles so they 
				shouldn't need to publish articles about caves in Illinois."
				   
 
			Available on 
	request.    
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			Kreisle, Bill and Marilyn. 1995. 
			"In Search of Hard Evidence: Ancient Stone 
	Maps," AA, Vol. 2, No. 11, October/November, pp. 2-7.  
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			Lodge, George W. 1997. "The Business of Discovery," AA, Vol. 3, No. 16, 
	January/February, p. 16.  
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			Lurio, Eric. 1994. "Letters to the Editor: Burrows Cave" AA, Vol. 1, No. 4, 
	January/February, p.18.  
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			MacGregor, Alexander P., Jr. 1997. 
			"The 'Lost Tomb' of Alexander the Great 
	and Other Problems," NEARA Journal, Vol. 31, No. 1, Summer, pp. 51-54; 
	reprinted in AA, Vol. 3., No. 21, November/December, pp. 29-31.  
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			Mahan, Joseph B. 1983. The Secret: America in World History Before Columbus. 
	Columbus, GA: ISAC Press.  
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			Mahan, Joseph B. 1992. "Historical and Ethnological Context of Burrows 
	Cave," in The Mystery Cave of Many Faces (Burrows and Rydholm 1992), pp. 
	209-220.  
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			Mahan, Joseph B. 1994. "President's Notes," ISAC Report, Vol. 8, No. 4, 
	July/August, p. 1.  
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			Mahan, Joseph B. 1995. "An Expostulation," ISAC Report, Vol. 9, No. 2, 
	March/April, pp. 2 and 3.  
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			Martin, Bill. 1976. "The American Reich," Crawdaddy, August, pp. 43-48.
			 
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			Martin, T. B. and Richard Flavin. 1995. 
			"Twisting History: The lies of The 
	Ancient American," News From Indian Country, Vol. 9, No. 2, Late January, 
	pp. 6 and 7; reprinted in Ethnic Newswatch, January 1995.  
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			May, Wayne N. 1997. "Publisher's statement: Why a Special Report on Mystery 
	Cave," AA, Vol. 3, No. 16, January/February, pp. 25-27.  
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			May, Wayne N. 1998. "New Tomb Discovery in Southern Illinois," AA, Vol. 4, 
	No. 25, September/October, p. 17.  
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			May, Wayne. 1999a. "Christ in North America?," AA, Vol. 4, No. 26, 
	January/February, pp. 2-4, 6, 7, 34-39. On p. 34, May writes "I have known 
	Mr. Burrows since 1993, and I have compiled a photographic library of some 
	of his items, which I number over 2,000 such stones. I personally examined 
	about half of them, and have concluded they are authentic artifacts." Later, 
	May continues with, "Mr. Burrows telephoned me two years ago to say that he 
	had purposely withheld some inscribed stones from sale because of the 
	imagery they featured: namely, identifiably Christian scenes, mostly Old 
	Testament. He was uncomfortable with these items, because he feared critics 
	would use such obvious themes to further debunk his discovery." 
			 
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			May, Wayne. 1999b. "'Mudstone' Source for Burrows Cave Found," AA, Vol. 4, 
	No. 29, October/November, pp. 37 and 39.  
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			May, Wayne. 2000. "An Update from Illinois on Burrows Cave Site," AA, Vol. 
	5, No. 32, April, p. 17.  
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			May, Wayne. 2001. "Update on Southern Illinois Site," AA, Vol. 6, No. 42, 
	November/December, pp. 38 and 39.  
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			May, Wayne N. and Joshua M. Bennett. 2000. 
			"North America's Pale Prophet," 
	AA, Vol. 5, No. 36, December, pp. 36-39.  
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			May, Wayne and Russell Burrows. 1994. 
			"An Ancient American Exclusive: 
	Russell Burrows speaks out on the Mystery Cave," AA, Vol. 1, No. 4, 
	January/February, pp. 30-33.  
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			May, Wayne N. and Harry Rybnikar 'Hubbard'. 1997a. "Interview with Harry 
	Hubbard, the Man in search of a Lost Tomb," AA, Vol. 3, No. 16, 
	January/February, pp. 28-33.  
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			May, Wayne N. and Paul Schaffranke 
			'Kelly', 1997b. "Translator of the 
	tablets: Interview with Paul Schaffranke," AA, Vol. 3, No. 16, 
	January/February, pp. 38-41.  
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			McGlone, William R. 1996. Cover letter with enclosures: McGlone, Leonard, 
	and Gillespie 1995; Hansen 1995, Burrows 1995b, Smith 1996, and "Belief in 
	Action: A Challenge to Believers," an original article by McGlone, June (no 
	day given). Available by request.  
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			McGlone, William R, et al; Phillip M. Leonard, James L. Guthrie, Rollin W. 
	Gillespie, and James P. Whittall, Jr. 1993. Sutton, MA: Early Sites Research 
	Society.  
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			McGlone, William R., Phillip M. Leonard, Jr., and Rollin W. Gillespie. 1995. 
			"Watermelon, Green Cheese and Smoke: The Power of Belief," AA, Vol. 2, No. 
	10, July/August, pp. 26-29.  
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			Miller, Sue Oiler. 1984. 
			"Artifacts predate Christ: Archaeological find 
	unearthed near here, Olney Daily Mail, Friday, July 27; reprinted in MES 
	Newsletter, Vol. 12, No. 5, December, 18, 1995, pp. 9 and 10.  
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			Miner, Michael. 2002. "Hot Type: News Bites," Chicago Reader, Vol. 31, No. 
	16, Sect. 1, pp. 4 and 5. After mention of a "spirited letter to the editor 
	(Flavin 2002)," and discussing a past assignment involving Collin, Miner 
	writes:    
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				"My view is that when someone starts out life as a Nazi, there's 
	nowhere to go but up. If today Joseph is peddling the wacky theory that the Waubansee Stone -- the mysterious carved boulder that was the subject of 
	Jeff Huebner's January 4 Reader cover story -- was sculpted by visiting 
	Phoenicians 3,000 years ago, that's a lot less odious than the racial 
	theories Collin pronounced back in the 70s. But Flavin sees a line from then 
	to now. On his website, www.flavinscorner.com, he asserts, "The current 
	rhetoric of Frank Collin is familiar to any reader knowledgeable of his 
	past, as when Collin writes of an 'Aztec holocaust,' or discusses 
	'misegenation,' and 'racial identity.'"    
				Flavin tells me, "In fact, some of 
	his magazine articles and books are actually being marketed in some skinhead 
	catalogs." Flavin, who describes himself as a "struggling novelist," lived 
	in Chicago until 1994, when he moved east. He's a fantastic-archaeology buff 
	himself but takes it far less seriously than Joseph: "If a couple of Romans 
	did come over here, who cares?" As a writer, he's turned Frank Joseph into a 
	cottage industry. He tells me he's had at him in the Greenwich Village 
	Gazette and New City and the CD-ROM database Ethnic Newswatch, as well as 
	his own Web site. I reached Joseph by phone and inquired about his unusual 
	path through life. "I have nothing to say about that," he responded."
				   
 
			Any 
	reader, but a Chicago reader, it seems.    
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			Monahan, Scott. 1985. History on the Rocks, TransVision Corp., a video 
	documentary produced, written, and directed by Monahan. Online transcript 
	available here.  
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			Mooney, Vincent J, Jr. 1995. On a video-tape of selected ISAC speakers on 
	April 22, edited and privately distributed by Rybnikar 'Hubbard'. This is 
	probably the "ISAC Excerpts Presentation: Classic Spring '95 ISAC 
	conference" video-tape advertised on the back of AA #16.  
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			Mooney, Vincent J., Jr. 1998. Photocopy of correspondence, dated May 1, 
	between Mooney and his lawyer regarding Case No.: 98SC000440, State of 
	Wisconsin Circuit Court at Dunn County, "Vincent J. Mooney Jr vs Wayne May." 
	Available on request.  
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			Mosely, Beverley H. 1993a. 
			"Burrows Cave Art," LMS Newsletter, No. 56, March 
	1, pp. 1-3.  
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			Mosely, Beverly H. 1993b. 
			"From the President of the Midwestern Epigraphic Society," MES Journal, Vol. 7, No. 1, p.2.
			 
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			Mosely, Beverly H. 1993b. 
			"Recognizing the Quality of Burrows Cave Art," MES 
	Journal, Vol. 7, No. 1, p.3.  
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			Neff, George. 1997. "Letters to the Editor: Long Time, No See," AA, Vol. 3, 
	No. 17, March/April, p. 26.  
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			Neugebauer, O. 1951. "The Study of Wretched Subjects," Isis, Vol. 42, June. 
	Reprinted in Astronomy and History Selected Essays, New York: 
	Springer-Verlag, 1983, p.3.  
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			Payn, Marshall. 1990. "Meatball Mines," ESOP, Vol. 19, p. 96.
			 
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			Petraitis, Paul. 1994. "Letters to the Editor: Burrows Cave" AA, Vol. 1, No. 
	4, January/February, p.18.  
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			Pyle, Robert L. 1996. Personal correspondence between Pyle and Richard 
	Flavin, dated September 16. Available by request.  
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			Raskin, Marilyn and Lodge, G. W. 1997. E-mail exchange between Raskin, legal 
	council to The Greenwich Village Gazette, and Lodge. A cease and desist 
	request was made by Raskin and Lodge replied, "You are the first respondent 
	to correctly identify Dick Flavir as our Mystery Guest!" A prize was 
	promised, but never sent. Available on request.  
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			Redcloud, Merlin. 2000. "Wisconsin River rock Art," AA, Vol. 5, No. 34, 
	August/September, pp. 2 and 3.  
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