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  by Steve Pavlina
 January 22, 
			2015
 
			from
			
			HumansAreFree Website
 
 
 
 
  
			
 
 While consciously pursuing your spiritual development is 
			commendable, joining an established religion such as Christianity, 
			Islam, or Hinduism is one of the worst ways to go about it.
 
 In this article I'll share 10 reasons why you must eventually 
			abandon the baggage of organized religion if you wish to pursue 
			conscious living in earnest.
 
 Since Christianity is currently the world's most popular religion, 
			I'll slant this article towards 
			
			Christianity's ubiquitous failings.
 
			  
			However, you'll find that most of these points apply equally well to 
			other major religions (yes, even Buddhism...)
 
			  
			  
			1. 
			Spirituality for dummies
 
 If you have the awareness level of a snail, and your thinking is 
			mired in shame and guilt (with perhaps a twist of drug abuse or 
			suicidal thinking), then subscribing to a religion can help you 
			climb to a higher level of awareness.
 
			  
			  
			
			
			 
			  
			  
			Your mindset, however, still 
			remains incredibly dysfunctional; you've merely swapped one form of 
			erroneous thinking for another.
 For reasonably intelligent people who aren't suffering from major 
			issues with low self-esteem, religion is ridiculously 
			consciousness-lowering.
 
			  
			While some religious beliefs can be 
			empowering, on the whole the decision to formally participate in a 
			religion will merely burden your mind with a hefty load of false 
			notions.
 When you subscribe to a religion, you substitute nebulous 
			group-think for focused, independent thought. Instead of learning to 
			discern truth on your own, you're told what to believe.
 
			  
			This doesn't 
			accelerate your spiritual growth; on the contrary it puts the brakes 
			on your continued conscious development. Religion is the off-switch 
			of the human mind.
 Leave the mythology behind, and learn to think for yourself...
 
			  
			Your 
			intellect is a better instrument of spiritual growth than any 
			religious teachings.
 
 
			  
			  
			2. Loss of spiritual 
			depth perception
 One of the worst mistakes you can make in life is to attach your 
			identity to any particular religion or philosophy, such as by saying 
			"I am a Christian" or "I am a Buddhist."
 
 This forces your mind into a fixed perspective, robbing you of 
			spiritual depth perception and savagely curtailing your ability to 
			perceive reality accurately.
 
 If that sounds like a good idea to you, you'll probably want to 
			gouge out one of your eyeballs too. Surely you'll be better off with 
			a single, fixed perspective instead of having to consider two 
			separate image streams… unless of course you've become attached to 
			stereo vision.
 
 Religious "truths" are inherently rooted in a fixed perspective, but 
			real truth is perspective-independent. When you substitute religious 
			teachings for truth, you mistake shadows for light sources.
 
 Consequently, you doom yourself to stumble around in the dark, 
			utterly confused. Clarity remains forever elusive, and the best 
			answer you get is that life is one giant mystery.
 
			  
			Religious 
			mysteries, however, arise not from what is truly unknowable; they 
			arise from the limitations of trying to understand reality from a 
			fixed frame of reference.
 A more intelligent approach is to consider reality through a variety 
			of different perspectives without trying to force your perceptions 
			into an artificial religious framework.
 
			  
			If you wish to learn more 
			about this approach, read 
			
			Spiritual Depth Perception.
 
			  
			  
			3. Engineered 
			obedience training
 
			Religions are authoritarian hierarchies designed to dominate your 
			free will.
 
			  
			They're power structures that aim to convince you to give 
			away your power for the benefit of those who enjoy dominating 
			people. When you subscribe to a religion, you enroll in a mindless 
			minion training program.  
			  
			Religions don't market themselves as such, 
			but this is essentially how they operate.
 Religions are very effective at turning human beings into sheep. 
			They're among the most powerful instruments of social conditioning. 
			They operate by eroding your trust in your own intellect, gradually 
			convincing you to put your trust into some external entity, such as 
			a deity, prominent figure, or great book.
 
 Of course these instruments are usually controlled by those who 
			administrate the minion training program, but they don't have to be.
 
			  
			Simply by convincing you to give your power away to something 
			outside yourself, religion will condition you to be weaker, more 
			docile, and easier to control.
 Religions actively promote this weakening process as if it were 
			beneficial, commonly branding it with the word faith. What they're 
			actually promoting is submission.
 
 Religions strive to fill your head with so much nonsense that your 
			only recourse is to bow your head in submission, often quite 
			literally.
 
			  
			Get used to spending a lot of time on your knees because 
			acts of submission such as bowing and kneeling are frequently 
			incorporated into religious practice... 
			  
			Canine obedience training uses 
			similar tactics.  
			  
			Now say,  
				
				"Yes, Master"... 
			Have you ever wondered why religious teachings are invariably 
			mysterious, confusing, and internally incongruent?  
			  
			This is no 
			accident by the way - it's quite intentional.
 By putting forth confusing and internally conflicting information, 
			your logical mind (i.e. your 
			
			neocortex) is overwhelmed. You try in 
			vain to integrate such contradictory beliefs, but it can't be done.
 
 The net effect is that your logical mind disengages because it can't 
			find a pattern of core truth beneath all the nonsense, so without 
			the help of your neocortex, you devolve to a more primitive (i.e. 
			
			limbic) mode of thinking.
 
			  
			You're taught that this faith-based 
			approach is a more spiritual and conscious way to live, but in 
			reality it's precisely the opposite.
 Getting you to distrust your own cerebral cortex actually makes you 
			dumber and easier to manipulate and control.
 
			  
			Karl Marx was right 
			when he said,  
				
				"Religion is the opiate of the people." 
			For example, the Old Testament and the New Testament 
			in 
			the Bible frequently contradict 
			each other with various rules of conduct, yet both are quoted during 
			mass.  
			  
			
			Church leaders also behave in direct violation of the Church's 
			teachings, such as by covering up criminal and immoral activities 
			
			by 
			their own priests.
 Those who try to mentally process such glaring contradictions as 
			coherent truth invariably suffer for it. A highly conscious person 
			would reject membership in such an organization as patently 
			ridiculous.
 
			  
			So-called divine mysteries are engineered to be 
			incomprehensible.
 You aren't meant to ever make sense of them since that would defeat 
			the whole purpose. When you finally wake up and realize it's all 
			B.S., you've taken the first step towards freedom from this 
			oppressive system.
 
 The truth is that so-called religious authorities don't know any 
			more about spirituality than you do. However, they know how to 
			manipulate your fear and uncertainty for their own benefit. How nice 
			of you to let them.
 
 Although the most popular religions are very old, L. Ron Hubbard 
			proved the process can be replicated from scratch in modern times.
 
			  
			As long as there are large numbers of people who fear the 
			responsibility of their own power, religions will continue to 
			dominate the landscape of human development.
 If you want to talk to God, then communicate directly instead of 
			using third-party intermediaries. Surely God has no need of 
			an interpreter.
 
			  
			Don't fall into the trap of becoming a mindless 
			minion. It's a mistake to think that turning off your neocortex and 
			practicing mindless "faith" will bring you closer to God. 
			  
			In truth 
			it will only bring you closer to dog.
 
			  
			  
			4. Toilet-bowl 
			time management
 
 If you devote serious time to the practice of religion, it's safe to 
			say you practice toilet-bowl time management, flushing much of your 
			precious life down the drain with little or nothing to show for it.
 
 First, you'll waste a lot of time filling your head with useless 
			nonsense. This includes reading some of the worst fiction ever 
			written. Then there are various rules, laws, and practices to learn.
 
 Seriously, if you have insomnia, try reading religious texts before 
			bedtime. You'll be asleep faster than you can say Methuselah.
 
				
				Why do 
			you think hotels put Bibles next to the bed? It's the greatest 
			sedative known to man. 
			I have to give props to the 
			Scientologists for at least 
			incorporating space aliens (Xenu) into their stories.  
			  
			It's a shame Gene 
			Roddenberry didn't formally invent his own religion; Stovokor sounds 
			like a lot of fun.
 Once you finally realize your head has been filled with utter 
			nonsense, you must then purge such garbage from your mind if you 
			want your brain to be functional again. That can take considerably 
			longer, assuming you succeed at all. It's like trying to uninstall 
			AOL from your hard drive.
 
 Next, you can expect to waste even more time on repetitive ritual 
			and ceremony, such as attending mass, learning prayers, and 
			practicing unproductive meditations.
 
 If I add up the time I attended mass and Sunday school, studied 
			religion in school as if it were a serious subject, and memorized 
			various prayers, I count thousands of hours of my life I'd love to 
			have back.
 
			  
			I did, however, learn some important lessons, many of 
			which are being shared in this article.
 I especially remember listening to a lot of bad sermons; most 
			priests are hideously poor speakers. Maybe it's because they drink 
			alcohol while on duty.
 
 Now if you really go overboard and throw in learning a dead language 
			for good measure, you can kiss years of your life goodbye.
 
 The more time you devote to religious practice, the more you waste 
			your life on pointless, dead-end pursuits… and the more you'll want 
			to delude yourself with a phony,
 
				
				"Hehe, I meant to do that" attitude... 
			  
			  
			5. Support 
			your local pedophile
 
 In addition to being a serious waste of time, religious practice can 
			also be a huge waste of money.
 
 
			  
			
			 
			  
			
			For starters when you donate to a major religion, you support its 
			expansion, which means you're facilitating the enslavement of your 
			fellow humans.
 
			  
			That isn't very nice, now is it? 
				
				If you feel the urge to donate money, give it to a real and 
			honorable cause, not a fabricated one.    
				Better yet, go outside and do 
			something that really helps people.    
				If you can't think of anything 
			better, grab a can of paint and clean up some local graffiti. 
			Your religious donations fund freeloaders who mooch off society but 
			who generally provide little or no value in return.  
			  
			Sure there are 
			some religious people who perform valuable public services, but for 
			the most part, that isn't their bailiwick.
 These freeloaders typically operate tax-free, meaning they're 
			effectively subsidized by taxpayers. That's a great racket if you're 
			on the receiving side… not so great if you're funding it though.
 
 Religions offer a suite of special services to generate additional 
			income.
 
			  
			They'll spout some gibberish while, 
				
					
					
					feeding you a crusty 
			wafer
					
					pronounce you bonded to a fellow human being
					
					snip some of 
			your excess skin
					
					pour water on your head
					
					proclaim your manhood
					
					cast out your demons
					
					pronounce your transgressions forgiven, 
			...and so 
			on.
 When they can't think of anything else, they make up some drivel 
			like confirming you're still loyal to them.
 
			  
			The bill may read 
			"suggested donation," but it's still a bill.
 When you donate 
			
			money to a religious organization, you're doing much 
			worse than throwing your money away.
 
				
				You're actively funding evil. 
				   
				If you think that spending a billion dollars 
				
				to defend pedophiles 
			and 
				rapists is a good use of your hard-earned cash, perhaps you 
			should run for Pope...   
				You could hardly do worse.
				   
				At least Wall Street 
			is honest 
				
				about its greed and 
				lust. 
			One of my Catholic high school teachers was later revealed to be a 
			repeat child molester… written up in the newspaper and everything.  
			 
			  
			I 
			didn't see any suspicious behavior at the time, and to be totally 
			honest, I actually liked that teacher and was shocked to learn of 
			his extracurricular activities.
 He was shuffled from one location to another by those who knew about 
			his appetite for young flesh. I'm glad I wasn't on the menu, but I 
			feel sad for those who were. Methinks God should raise his 
			standards… just a tad.
 
 Why aren't Catholic priests allowed to marry? This has nothing to do 
			with what's written in the Bible or with any benefits of celibacy.
 
			  
			This rule was invented by the Church to prevent their priests from 
			producing heirs. When the priests died, their property would go back 
			to the Church, thereby enriching the rich even more.
 Apparently God needed more cash...
 
			  
			It was a very effective policy, as 
			the Church is now among the richest and most powerful organizations 
			on earth. It's hard to fail when you have a loyal force of lifetime 
			indentured servants who work cheaply and then yield their life 
			savings to you when they die.
 Lay religious people (i.e. non-clergy), on the other hand, are 
			encouraged to have lots of babies because that means more people are 
			born into the religion, which means more money and a bigger power 
			base. Condoms are a big no-no; they're bad for business. Marriage is 
			a big yes; it means more brainwashed babies will be made.
 
 Would you seriously consider this sort of structure a "good cause" 
			worthy of your hard-earned cash?
 
			  
			I have got to get me one of these…
 
			  
			  
			6. Religions 
			create separation
 
			  
			  
			
			 
			
 Religions frequently promote inbred social networks.
 
			  
			You're 
			encouraged to spend more time with people who share the same belief 
			system while disengaging from those with incompatible beliefs. 
			Sometimes this is done subtly; other times it's more obvious.
 If you're one of the saved, blessed, or otherwise enlightened 
			individuals who stumbled upon the one true belief system, then 
			supposedly everyone else remains in the dark. Certain religions are 
			overtly intolerant of outsiders, but to one degree or another, all 
			major religions cast non-subscribers in a negative light.
 
 This helps to discourage members from abandoning the religion while 
			still enabling them to proselytize. The main idea is to maintain 
			social structures that reward loyalty and punish freedom of thought.
 
 This us-vs.-them prejudice is totally incongruent with conscious 
			living.
 
			  
			It's also downright moronic from a global perspective. But 
			it remains a favored practice of those who pull the strings. When 
			you're taught to distrust other human beings, fear gets a foothold 
			in your consciousness, and you become much easier to control.
 When you join a religion, your fellow mind-slaves will help to keep 
			you in line, socially rewarding your continued obedience while 
			punishing your disloyalty.
 
			  
			Why do they do this? It's what they've 
			been conditioned to do...
 Tell your religious friends that you're abandoning their religion 
			because you want to think for yourself for a while, and watch the 
			sparks fly. Suddenly you've gone from best friend to evil demon.
 
			  
			There's no greater threat to religious people than to profess your 
			desire to think for yourself.
 There are better ways to enjoy a sense of community than joining a 
			slavery club. Try making friends with conscious, free-thinking 
			people for a change - people who are willing to connect with you 
			regardless of how silly your beliefs are.
 
			  
			You may find it 
			intimidating at first, but it's quite refreshing once you get used 
			to it.
 Since I get asked this question all the time, I might as well answer 
			it publicly.
 
				
				Do I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior? No more 
			than I'd accept a credit card from Crapital One. Either way I'd be 
			worried about the fine print.    
				Does this mean we can't be friends 
			anymore? Please don't hate me because I'm doomed... 
			  
			  
			7. Idiocy or 
			hypocrisy - pick one
 
 When you subscribe to an established religion, you have only two 
			options.
 
			  
			You can become an idiot, or you can become a hypocrite. If 
			you've already chosen the former, I'll explain why, and I'll use 
			small words so that you're sure to understand.
 First, there's the idiocy route. You can willingly swallow all of 
			the contrived, man-made drivel that's fed to you. Accept that the 
			earth is only 10,000 years old.
 
 Believe stories about dead bodies coming back to life. Learn about 
			various deities and such. Put your trust in someone who thinks they 
			know what they're talking about.
 
			  
			Eat your dogma. Good boy...!
 Congratulations! You're a moron believer.
 
			  
			You'll be saved, 
			enlightened, and greeted with tremendous fanfare when you die… 
			unless of course all the stuff you were taught turns out not to be 
			true.  
				
				Nah… if the guy in the robe says it's true, it must be true. Ya gotta have faith, right...? 
			Next, we have the hypocrisy option.  
			 
			  
			In this case your neocortex is 
			strong enough to identify various bits of utter nonsense in the 
			religious teachings that others are trying to ram down your throat. 
			 
			  
			You have a working 
			
			B.S. detector, but it's slightly damaged.
 You're smart enough to realize that earth is probably a lot older 
			than 10,000 years and that pre-marital (or non-marital) sex is a lot 
			of fun, but some B.S. still gets through. You don't swallow all the 
			bull, but you still identify yourself as a follower of a particular 
			religion, most likely because you were raised in it and never 
			actually chose it to begin with.
 
 To you it's just a casual pursuit. You're certainly not a die-hard 
			fundamentalist, but you figure that if you drink the wine and chew 
			the wafer now and then, it's good enough to get you a free ride into 
			a half-decent afterlife. You belong to the pro-God club. Surely 
			there's safety in numbers.
 
			  
			Two people can't be wrong… although 4-1/2 
			billion supposedly can.
 In this case you become an apologist for your own religion. You 
			don't want to be identified with the extreme fanatics, nor do you 
			want to be associated with the non-believers.
 
 You figure you can straddle both sides.
 
			  
			On earth you'll basically 
			live as a non-practitioner (or a very sloppy and inconsistent 
			practitioner), but when you eventually die, you've still got the 
			membership card to show God.
 
			  
			
			Do you realize how 
			deluded you are?
 
 
			  
			
			 
			  
			
			Perhaps if you have to throw out so much of the nonsense to make 
			your chosen belief system palatable, you shouldn't be drinking the 
			Kool Aid in the first place.
 
			  
			Free yourself from the mental baggage, 
			stop looking to others for permission to live, and start thinking on 
			your own. If your God exists, he's smart enough to see through your 
			fake ID.
 From time to time, some of my readers take a stab at converting me 
			to their religion.
 
			  
			Most of them come across as total loons, but I 
			can at least respect their consistency. I've no idea why they bother 
			to read my site (which is about raising, not lowering, 
			consciousness). Perhaps some of them are getting ready to convert 
			from fundamentalism to common sense.
 You'd think I'd be quite a prize for any serious religion.
 
			  
			With 2.4 
			million monthly readers, that's a lot of people I could potentially 
			enslave (convert), not to mention how much I could fill the Church 
			coffers by soliciting indulgences (donations) on their behalf.
 Henceforth I expect a much better conversion effort. If you won't do 
			it for the money, then do it for the souls. You can't let so many of 
			us go to hell without trying in earnest to save us, can you?
 
 Just keep those conversion emails below 10,000 words if possible, 
			with no more than 9,000 of them quoted from your favorite great 
			book.
 
 
			  
			  
			8. Inherited 
			falsehood
 
 Please tell me you aren't still practicing the religion you happened 
			to be born into?
 
			  
			Surely you've outgrown your baby clothes by now. 
			 
				
				Isn't it time you also outgrew your baby religion?
 What if you were born into a different culture?
   
				Would you have been 
			conscious enough to find your way back to your current belief 
			system?    
				Or are your current beliefs merely a product of your 
			environment and not the result of conscious choice? 
			Many religions are just a 
			mish-mash of what came before.  
			  
			For 
			example,  
				
				Christianity is 
				
				largely based on pagan rituals.   
				If those 
			pagan beliefs and rituals had been protected by copyright, 
			Christianity wouldn't even exist.
 If you take the time to dig into the roots of Christianity, you'll 
			encounter various theories that Christianity's teachings were 
			largely assembled from pre-Christian myths and that Jesus himself 
			was merely a fictional character pieced together from earlier 
			mythical figures.
   
				You go, Horus! 
			Many religious teachers (i.e. priests, rabbis, ministers, etc.) are 
			just brainwashed slaves themselves.  
			  
			They don't have any real 
			authority and aren't even aware of the agenda being set by their 
			superiors. This makes them better minions because they actually 
			believe the B.S. they're spouting and don't know the truth behind 
			it.
 A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar, but that's as far 
			as they get. They may interact with the bartender, but they never 
			get to know the guy who owns the bar. They suffer from inherited 
			falsehood just like everyone else.
 
 Is your religion based on the 'inspired word' of God? No more than 
			this article...
 
			  
			Just because someone says their text is 
			divinely 
			inspired doesn't mean it is. Anyone can claim divine inspiration. 
			The top religions are decided by popularity, not by truth.
 Even the central figures in major religions didn't follow the 
			religions that were spawned in their names. If they didn't swallow 
			the prevailing "wisdom" about gods and spiritual leaders and such, 
			why should you?
 
			  
			If you want to be more like the people you worship, 
			then follow their lead by striking out on your own.
 Move beyond your baby religion. Consider maturity as a reasonable 
			alternative.
 
 
			  
			  
			9. Compassion 
			in chains
 
 Religious rules and laws invariably hamper the development of 
			conscience.
 
			  
			This causes all sorts of problems like pointless 
			violence and warfare. Those who preach nonviolence as a rule or law 
			tend to be the most violent of all. Such people cannot be trusted 
			because they'll violate their proclaimed values with the weakest of 
			excuses.
 When you externalize compassion into a set of rules and laws, what 
			you're left with isn't compassion at all. True compassion is a 
			matter of conscious choice, and that requires the absence of 
			force-backed rules and laws.
 
 The more religious a person becomes, the less compassionate s/he is. 
			The illusion of compassion substitutes for the real thing. Religious 
			people tend to be the most bigoted and non-accepting people on 
			earth.
 
 They're the least trustworthy and suffer from the grossest character 
			defects.
 
			  
			They pretend they're 
			doing good, but they're really collaborators in a system designed to 
			push people into unconscious slavery to a "higher" authority. They 
			are slaves promoting slavery.
 Historically speaking, religious people love to fight each other...
 
			  
			Instead of unconditional love, they practice 
			conditional loyalty. 
			The only unconditional aspect is their thirst for blood. If you 
			disagree with them, you're a target… either for conversion or 
			destruction (both of which are really the same thing).
 If you value the ideal of unconditional love, you won't find it in 
			the practice of religion. Real compassion doesn't arise from 
			believing in God, from practicing various rituals, or from studying 
			the concept of karma.
 
 Compassion can only result from conscious choice, and this requires 
			the freedom to choose without the threat of punishment or the 
			promise of reward. If you're obedient to your faith, it's a safe bet 
			that compassion is absent from your life. You probably don't even 
			know what real compassion feels like.
 
 The more we collectively abandon all religion, the better off this 
			planet will be.
 
			  
			This doesn't mean we have to abandon all spiritual 
			pursuits. It just means we must stop turning spirituality into 
			something it isn't.
 
			  
			  
			10. Faith is 
			fear
 
 Religion is the systematic marketing of fear.
 
				
				Blessed are the poor (donate heavily). 
				   
				Blessed are the meek (obey). 
				   
				Blessed are the humble (don't question authority). 
				   
				Blessed are the 
			hungry (make us rich while you starve).    
				Blessed are the merciful (if 
			you catch us doing something wrong, let it go).
 Blessed are the pure of heart (switch off your brain).
   
				Blessed are 
			the timid, the cowardly, the fearful.  
				  
				Blessed are those who give us 
			their power and become our slaves... 
			That's the kind of nonsense religion pushes on people.  
			  
			They train 
			you to turn your back on courage, strength, and conscious living. 
			This is stupidity, not divinity...
 Religion will teach you to fear being different, to fear standing up 
			for yourself, and to fear being an independent thinker.
 
			  
			It will 
			erode your self-trust by explaining why you're unable to 
			successfully manage life on your own terms:  
				
				You are unworthy. You're 
			a sinner. You're unclean. You belong to a lesser caste. You are not 
			enlightened. 
			Of course the solution is always the same - submit to the will of an 
			external authority.  
			  
			Believe that you're inadequate. Give away your 
			power. Follow their rules and procedures. Live in fear for the rest 
			of your life, and hope it will all turn out okay in the end.
 When you practice faith instead of conscious living, you live under 
			a cloak of fear.
 
			  
			Eventually that cloak becomes so habitual you 
			forget it's even there. It's very sad when you reach the point where 
			you can't even remember what it feels like to wield creative freedom 
			over your own life, independent of what you've been conditioned to 
			believe.
 Faith is the coward's substitute for courage. It's also really good 
			marketing if you're the one who controls the faith. If you're afraid 
			or unwilling to assume total responsibility for your life, you're a 
			perfect match for religion.
 
 Fear in one part of your life invariably spreads to all other parts 
			- you can't compartmentalize it. If you find yourself frustrated 
			because you're too afraid to follow your dreams, to talk to members 
			of the opposite sex, to speak up for yourself, etc., then a good 
			place to start is to rid your life of all religious nonsense.
 
			  
			Don't 
			let fear get a foothold in your consciousness.
 Stop trying to comfort yourself by swallowing religious rubbish. If 
			you really need something to believe in, then believe in your own 
			potential. Put your trust in your own intellect. Stop giving away 
			your power.
			Dump the safety-in-numbers silliness...
 
			  
			Just because a lot of people 
			believe stupid stuff doesn't mean it isn't stupid. It just means 
			that stupidity is popular on this planet.  
			  
			When people are in a state 
			of fear, they'll swallow just about anything to comfort themselves, 
			including the bastion of stupidity known as religion.
 
			  
			***
 
 
			Religion is spiritual immaturity.
 
 It's entirely possible to enjoy your life without spending so much 
			of it bent over in submission. Pull your head out of your rear, and 
			look around with your own two eyes.
 
			  
			If you need something to 
			worship, then feel grateful for your own conscious mind. Pull it out 
			of the cobwebs, and boot it up.
 Besides… if some popular religious version of God does exist, 
			there's a good chance he's a complete and total idiot.
 
			  
			He made us in 
			his image, right? So perhaps we shouldn't be so quick to worship an 
			entity so lacking in intelligence. We're better off on our own.
 God isn't going to smite you for not formally worshipping him. If he 
			didn't smite me by now, it's a safe bet you'll slide beneath the 
			radar as well. And if that doesn't work, you can borrow my fake ID.
 
			  
			I've been baptized and confirmed, and I'm the son of an altar boy 
			and the nephew of a priest, so I'm sure I'll be fine...
 
			  
			 
			
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